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Porno Domain Names
Welcome to the Porno Domain section. This has rude words, obscene concepts and messed up ideals. We try to plug the gaps left by the porn industry by thinking of domain names that they haven't thought of, or are just too scared to try.
This is a list of porno domain names that are still available to buy - so clicking on the links will only open a new window into an abyss, but if any of these names have been bought, especially if you're the person who bought it, we'd love to hear from you. If you've got any ideas then let us know by either sending an email to domainnames@shiola.co.uk or by filling in the contact form.
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• Anal
www.anal-glory.com - eh??
www.sodomised-suprise.com - telling me it's a fucking surprise!
www.whats-in-my-ass.com - a new gameshow if ever I saw one.
www.can-you-fit-it-up-your-ass.com - we've got porno gameshows coming out of our arse here.
www.analmonkeytricks.com - you won't see any of this on The Rock of Gibraltar.
www.fistmymonkey.com - nor this.
www.chocolatestarfishhunters.com - they'd melt in the sea wouldn't they?
www.brownlovecave.com - not as romantic as it sounds.
www.winnitwizard.com - Ha, ha this a-way, Ha, ha that a-way, Ha, ha this a-way...
www.cum-up-my-bum.com - leakage problems are usually associated with this behaviour.
www.sphinctersniffers.com - not bloody likely guv.
www.analslags.com - a xxx potential winner.
www.coloncontaminaters.com - who thought of this!?.
www.analagony.com - Jesus Christ!?.
www.glitterpassage.com - a 'glow in the dark' effect.
www.brownlovers.com - Been taken 'Brownlovers.com is a comprehensive guide for all your beauty product needs'. Bizarre, surely there's a better name for this site?
www.analobtrusions.com - a pain in the ass this one.
www.analpickingfingerlicking.com - still a better taste than KFC.
www.backdoorbeautician.com - necessary in xxx grot nowadays.
www.analfrictionbyfistingconviction.com - this has been scientifically proven.
www.poochutemute.com - It's always the quiet ones.
www.backdoor-gore.com - I've cut all contact with my friends due to this one entry.
www.tradesmansentrance.com - this can't be free? It is.
www.hugecocksupmybutt.com - it's going to take a braver webmaster than us to take this one on.
www.basementbuggery.com - Pulp Fiction style.
www.passage-of-no-return.com - not until I've finished anyway.
www.not-without-my-anus.com - I have no idea of what, why or how, but this has the makings of the 6th best web site known to mankind.
www.arse-assassin.com - you never know where or when he's going to strike.
• Lesbians
www.cuntoncunt.com - two lips kissing is a beautiful thing.
www.bean-flickers.com - tiddly-winks with beans, neat finger work required.
www.todgerdodgers.com - think about it.
www.dirtboxdykes.com - sounds a bit harsh this one.
www.thelesbianagenda.com - xxx lesbian political activism.
www.thespian-lesbians.com - apparently Winona Ryder is one.
www.jacuzzilesbians.com - everyones xxx favourite.
• Scat
www.shitgobblers.com - I think this site represents bad turkey impersonators.
www.log-gam.com - 'Gam is a Scottish noun for the oral act', you live and learn.
www.piecesoffaeces.com - a beauty, you can't beat rhyming names.
www.myniecesfaeces.com - maybe a step too far.
www.pebble-dash-rash.com - part of the curry hangover.
www.scat-chat.com - don't talk with your mouth full.
www.loosemingersandshitcoveredfingers.com - Not exactly our idea of 'expressing your love for someone'.
www.scat-hat.com - aka Shit Helmet.
www.poo-lovers.com - is this really still free?
www.urine-crime.com - don't understand this, but like it.
www.dirty-sanchez.com - Been taken and is now a strange Flash thingy.
www.scataholic.com - '...you gonna have to face it you're addicted to shit...'
www.shit-on-my-clit.com - this takes accuracy.
• Beastiality
www.yiffmequick.com - for the faster furs among you.
www.furryfuckers.com - Don't fancy meeting any of THESE people.
www.furballpartners.com - or these guys!
www.getyiffed.com - well, doesn't everyone?
www.stable-fables.com - like Jackie Collins but a whole lot more dirty.
www.gerbil-jammin.com - nothing musical going on here.
www.filth-farm.com - all farms are filthy aren't they?
www.the-beasiality-reality.com - one reality I don't want to realise.
www.goatblowers.com - then you can give them a good 'rammin'...boom, boom.
• Gay
www.ravingchutneyferret.com - an Indian rodent on E.
www.mansandwich.com - not what Lord Sandwich had in mind, but then again...
www.fudge-packers.com - Been taken and is highly gay site....unsurprisingly.
www.rentboyjoy.com - Elton John's favourite emotion.
www.blisters-from-the-sisters.com - obviously.
www.webudgeyourfudge.com - By any means necessary.
www.fudgebudgers.com - Back door packing services.
www.nutrustlers.com - Bi-curious cowboy themed fetish site.
www.chocolatespeedwayriders.com - Barry Sheen type stuff going on here.
• Genitalia
www.purpleheadedwombbroom.com - your old man's parking space.
www.itchyclitchy.com - also known as 'playing off scratch'.
www.virginvagges.com - one previous lady owner, mint condition.
www.spitupmycunt.com - either a good aim, or a big hole, is needed here.
www.find-a-vagina.com - when yours is lost, or you need another one.
www.find-a-vagina.com - Is Launched! Someone's turned it into a 'Where's Wally' type page
www.shavenslitsandbleedingclits.com - a new blade is in order I think.
www.suck-my-hairy-member.com - said Chewbacca to Princess Leia, "Feel my force" he added.
www.manhoodmayhem.com - watch out!
www.axewound.com - Been taken. A boring holding page unfortunately.
www.thehuntforcunt.com - for xxx hunters.
www.mingehinge.com - we just love xxx porn rhyming names.
www.cheesypolesandstinkinholes.com - I'd never visit this site.
www.quimtrim.com - for a 'below-the-equator' hairdressers.
www.cockinabox.com - shield your eyes.
www.perversepinkpurse.com - somewhere to keep the money shot.
www.the-circumcision-decision.com - Shiola.com challenges you to come up with a more important decision than this one.
www.japseye.com - Was Launched! Click here to find out more, but now appears to be available again. Who will ressurect this fine establishment?
www.slutslits.com - Brilliant, someone has bought and is turning it into a blog. Top notch.
www.fishyminge.com - there's no feminine hygiene here.
www.scrotums-and-totems.com - we checked for an age old Red Indian tradition where they used to have 'Totems Of Scrotums', and that's still available as well.
www.cock-holsters.com - be quick on the draw but don't actually shoot too quickly.
www.cavernous-pussy.com - 'Is anybody in there?'...'Is anybody in there?'...'Is anybody in...
www.strokemybeaver.com - I love demanding women.
www.lick-my-clit.com - If I can find it!!
www.infectedpussy.com - steer clear of this one people.
www.freelance-fanny.com - up for any paid work.
www.cock-bobbin.com - how do you fit all those blokes in a bucket though?
• Masturbation
www.glandtohandcombat.com - How this one only just got on here, I'll never know. We must be losing our touch.
www.handjobsathighnoon.com - If you don't like this one, then you're shit.
www.handjobsandbignobs.com - Shiola.com applaud all domain names that rhyme. Official.
www.themasturbationapproximation.com - (as the sound of mass applause ripples through the arena).
www.masturbation-fascination.com - for those who have one wrist larger than the other.
www.manked-wanks.com - don't even want to think about this kind of porn.
www.michael-hutchinson-wanking-techniques.com - don't even want to attempt this one.
www.wank-a-tramp.com - who would want this one?!
www.wankathon.com - a monster domain name for some competitive sports.
www.bashthebishop.com - too many ideas come to mind with this domain.
www.wank-sock.com - when the Kleenex has run out (so I've heard).
www.lefthandedwebsites.com - your left hand better be free when looking at this website otherwise there's something wrong with you.
www.my-first-wank.com - sounds like one of those books you had at school in science.
• Miscellaneous Filth
www.aunticlimax.com - you can't beat simple word play.
www.WomenOWait-MenOPause.com - more HRT than in Germaine Greer's bathroom cabinet.
www.boobznjerx.com - a topless left-hand shandy site.
www.cum-on-over.com - an extremely clever and original play on words.
www.dicktionhairy.com - is this a palendrome, or phonetic, or something?
www.hidethesausage.com - Been Taken and redirects to a crappy site
www.prosthetic-penetration.com - this is in the Special Olympics innit?
www.the-shame-game.com - not a pretty sight.
www.topless-pensioners.com - you'd need a full length shot to get the whole breast.
www.little-miss-piss.com - a Roger Hargreaves forgotten classic.
www.drop-the-soap.com - one for all our banged up friends - you can't get the internet 'inside' can you?
www.cum-soaked-nuns.com - I think those monks could have emptied their tanks somewhere more convenient.
www.software-sluts.com - have you seen the bird who wrote Microsoft Excel, fucking hell mate, the tits on it!
www.swap-my-wife.com - Been taken. You can find Germans for sex.
www.cucumber-capers.com - trouble at your local fruit and veg stand.
www.sluts-in-utd-tops.com - we're cleverer than cheap 'Posh' references here.
www.twelvecylindersymphony.com - yeah, we haven't got a clue either, but we like it.
www.fuckacorpse.com - they can't say no.
www.sniffmydigit.com - not bloody likely.
www.deepthroatdolls.com - been purchased and these mean mothers haven't wasted any time getting some filth up there
www.pussyforapenny.com - '...back in my day you could get a blow job, pint, chips and still have change from a 20 pence note...'
www.cumonwealthgames.com - We wouldn't mind seeing Denise Lewis in that one.
www.muff-divers.com - Jesus! Is the porn industry asleep or something!! Fucking hell guys, sort it out!
www.cunilinguistics.com - I have no idea if this is spelt right, nor what it is.
www.hiv-grannies.com - NB. Shiola.com has informed the authorities that the person who sent this in has to be placed under lethal injection immediately for the sake of humanity.
www.bluerinsemuff.com - This is worrying, we might have to set up a 'Granny' section, fuck.
www.pimp-your-sister.com - ...then sign your mates on as clients?
www.jizzontoast.com - do you spit or swallow it though?
www.gameongrannies.com - a pension isn't enough.
www.yourmumsawhore.com - some old school banter.
www.jizzytits.com - Also been taken and some filth whacked up there.
www.publicpenetration.com - bike-shed styylee.
www.premenstrualperversions.com - Man United's home strip.
www.upforituncles.com - fucking hell!
www.anyholesagoal.com - is this one really still free?
www.slagextravagancer.com - could you handle this one?
www.slagfest.com - could you handle this one as well?
www.deeprooteddistractions.com - what xxx porn is this!?
www.throwyourcarkeysonthetable.com - for all you wife swappers.
www.the-prostitution-institution.com - when ladies of the night go mad.
www.spunk-under-the-eye.com - a special by The Rockman.
www.the-gism-prison.com - surely a film in the making.
www.pissflapsandhardslaps.com - where the fuck did this one come from?
www.sexslaveteenageinacage.com - how the fuck did this one get on here?! Also gave us inspiration for www.teenageinacage.com and www.teenageinacave.com.
www.gagged-bound-and-underground.com - what's going here?!
www.framed-and-chained.com - this doesn't even make sense.
www.mag-licker.com - this isn't really free is it?
www.stalk-talk.com - for those obssessed freaks.
www.the-grot-spot.com - for all those grot mags.
www.selfabuseavecnoose.com - The thinking mans filth, incorporates both Michael Hutchinsons private hobbies with a touch of continental class.
www.necrotemptationsequalhomicidalmasturbations.com - Jeffrey Dahmer
inspired.
www.blood-clot-slot.com - Doesn't make sense does it?!
www.startingtobleedandgaggingforseed.com - errrr...yeah...next please...
www.spitroast-the-host.com - Party games.
www.whitetrash-gash.com - Some entrepreneurial young fellow had the brains to get this gem off the ground. Good work my son and best of luck with that white trash gash!
www.miss-piss-and-her-vaginal-cists.com - not as unbelievable as you may think, I know.
www.lets-see-ya-reddies.com - nice.
www.come-and-strum-me-giblets.com - chicken loving.
www.manpastecentral.com - aka Sperm Bank.
www.imgonnacome.com - a warning that there's no going back.
www.fillmeupwithjizz.com - who doesn't love someone who demands what they want?
www.was-that-it.com - this site loads really quickly and then goes to 'sleep' mode after 3 seconds.
www.whoredoeuvre.com - Been taken by the short guy from James Bond.
www.monkeyjizz.com - nice name, but who the hell is going to get 'the samples'?
www.seppblattersfannybatter.com - this is a beauty, a site with lots of young ladies in football kit doing Sepp's bidding.
www.jizzonmysister.com - I haven't got one, but if I did...
www.somecumgum.com - still trying to quit smoking? You have a choice.
www.fillmythroat.com - a simple name but still a mouthful.
www.ahoyladyboy.com - a familiar cry when the sailors come into a Thai port.
www.vicar-rimming.com - Amen brother!
www.dunked-in-spunk.com - it's good for your skin.
www.i-dont-surf-porn.com - yeah right, we believe you.
www.old-leathery-teen-sluts.com - girls that age really quickly.
www.auctionyourwife.com - get your money back and do something useful with it.
www.ineededthecash.com - yeah right, you love it.
www.mailordercrackwhores.com - it's about supply and demand.
www.mum-gave-me-aids.com - Shiola.com has no comment on this one.
www.old-enough-to-bleed-old-enough-to-breed.com - the law of Mother Nature.
www.cum-on-eileen.com - that 80's classic pile of shite revisited.
www.gary-glitter-babysitter.com - a fancy dress themed service, just check that it's not the 'real one'.
www.bananas-are-not-the-only-fruit.com - a banana a day keeps the frustration away.
www.guess-the-std.com - "I like the way you've put green eyeliner on your vagina darling...Oh my God!!...darling, you've got friggin' Gangerine on your minge!".
www.presidential-pretties.com - all kneeling before their master.
www.doesshespitornot.com - where does she spit it if she does?
www.gagging-for-a-shagging.com - I've got a website, of course I am.
www.whores-reunited.com - it's gonna cost you though.
www.hymen-hunter.com - this is virgin territory.
www.watch-me-jizz.com - I'd rather not mate.
www.untouched-sluts.com - the ultimate paradox.
www.vicars-on-viagra.com - an arousing sermon.
www.find-a-fetish.com - you can find anything on the internet nowadays.
www.id-buy-that-for-a-dollar.com - who wouldn't?
www.porn-heroes.com - you can find heroes anywhere, especially in mucky fliks.
www.grannies-home-video.com - a little more than a day out in Blackpool.
www.cum-soaked-weddings.com - the bride gets more than rice chucked in her face here.
www.mr-fister.com - an internet celebrity in the making here.
www.necrophiliacs-online.com - dead good this website (is that the best line I could come up with? Yes.)
www.2pintsofcumandapacketofcrisps.com - it's going to take a better man than me to come up with 2 pints of 'population paste'.
www.doggie-style-dinnerladies.com - remembering my dinner ladies at school means this site would scare me.
www.piss-faced-shit-eating-pensioners.com - this is just a blatant abuse of the English language, pensioners rights, 'nature's movements' and the internet revolution.
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Last Update - 10th May 2006
Cheers, thanks and ta goes to Dan, Damo, Martyn, Jon, Stephen, Stuart, Jason, John, JP Foster, Chris, Ron, Bleimam, BustaC, Okay, Edward Sheldon, Lysergicide, Dave Taylor (thesnot.co.uk) and special thanks to the boys at 'an anonymous' company who aren't doing any work at the moment, and setting new standards - Ian, Barrie, Clayton and Laura. We've also got a rival company battling for the title of 'The Laziest Workshy Employee's Community Shield' with Chris, Fiona and John-Paul setting new depths of depravity.
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