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The Manked O'Clock News is a source of mankedness. This is where you can hear about all the manked people in the world and what they get up to. Our highly trained team of researchers, headed up by 'Titch The Bitch', crawl the internet looking for true news items that defy belief and reveal the deep manked nature of some people, organisations and governments. Enjoy. All news item links open into a new window.
Archives - 2002 and 2003 and 2004
15th November 2005 This kid is fucked beyond repair. Look at his photo, then realise he was diagnosed with a narcissistic personality disorder. This kid got beaten at school. I know because I would have been one of the ones who beat him if I'd been at his school. Hopefully his narcissm will slowly be erradicated as many other inmates get to 'love him' in ways he never imagined.
1st June 2005 You can't argue with a headline like that. Some guy apparently needs some lessons in medical gases...unfortunately it's too late. He breathed in the wrong gas and died. His wife found him dressed up in womens clothes, with a gas mask on and some porn on the floor. Rest in peace sir, Shiola.com salutes you.
6th April 2005 It will be legal for Florida residents to shoot anyone they feel is being threatened and the Governor says this is a commonsense law. With the amount of fear and panic people already have, this is going to turn Florida into some kind of Wild West killing zone with people claiming "He looked at me funny", "All them kind of people want to mug you", "He had something in his pocket", etc, etc. This is pure insanity.
4th April 2005 You gotta love those pervy Japs. They just can't stop fondling and touching up women on the subway, so much so that they are now going to start having 'Women Only' carriages so the women can go from A to B without getting a full set of finger prints all over their ass.
4th March 2005 A woman sneaked over her neighbours fence to have a sexual affair...with their dog!
26th January 2005 Is this right? I mean I understand the subject of the drawing is slightly manked, but isn't arresting them for it more manked? Where will this lead? I thought America was the most free country on the planet now every single child is going to be locked up. Luckily all my school work was so bad that none of it was saved, otherwise my classic landscape entitled 'Class Drenched in Gasoline and then Thrown a Match' may have got me in a little trouble.
4th January 2005 The title pretty much says it all. Pretty sick stuff. Why can't we start wars on these kinds of people, no hold barred wars, with Steven Seagal type SAS men who are just told never to return back home unless they have the scalps of 10 child sex slave merchants.
Welcome to another new year.
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