Shiola.com Testimonials

What the fuck is this fucking site all about? Fuck it, I'll look at midget porn instead. Shiola.com has touched many lives over the years so it's hard to describe the site in a few simple words. It has bought many people pain and heartache, others it has brought confusion and a dumb look into vacant space. For a tiny minority it raised a rye, half-hearted smile.

We would like you to write your own testimonial about Shiola.com and describe your experiences within it's confines. How has it affected you mentally and emotionally? Was it a positive, negative or an innane experience for you? Does the site make you question any deeply held beliefs? Does the colour scheme burn your eyes? What was the point?

The latest testimonial gets featured on the home page! How exciting!*

(One post per person. Each post is 500 characters max).

* if your life is one continuous series of fuckups and disappointments.

Your Name:

Your Shiola.com Testimonial:

Why do they all stare?
Dave

Ahem, ahem .... *clears throat* If it wasn't for Shiola I doubt I would have realized that the small little balls of bog rol that stick to my arse hairs could be concidered ineresting. It's that bad *sob* Nah, Shiola ROCKS. Cheers.
sobico

i love the sex
ghada

Shiola Sucks big time.
They kicked me out for no reason
Just Me

Shiola is truly an educational experience. Last week, I had a life outside here and now, I am condensed into the t'internet world of shiola. I am learning how other people live. It's truly amazing. Vote shiola now!
phoenix

Without Shiola in my life, I could be outside, breathing in fresh air and making eye contact with real people.
I want to thank Shiola now, for chaining me to my pc and for my pastey complexion.
Poppet

I usually speak 5% sense and 95% nonsense most of the time. Which is why I feel so at home here! Wooooo!!
Evilfarter

I have not been here before, I fear for my own safety now, this may be some kind of weird cult!
Bernard

Shiola has given me some serious side-effects.
Barry

I used to be addicted to alcohol, porn, recreational drugs and Dr Pepper. Thanks to Shiola I am now free from that hell! Haven't had Dr Pepper for weeks! He's a saint!
Hammer

Shiola came into my life, and now it's taken over!
Boudicca

Shiola connected me with someone who was in need of lots of forks.
dontpanic

Shiola saved me from killing myself with forks.
Dave