Blue Balls:My balls are blue. No thanks to you.
well it's me innit?:So god damned bored innit?
The Troll:I have repented, I have lashed myself 1000 times for being a nasty troll.
Jonathon Ross and Rusell Brand:We iz not funny. Que? We know notink!
Granny Smith:I always floss my teeth after each meals
sobico:I once ate a caterpiller and pooped out a butterfly, then I ate the butterfly and pooed out ... just poop.
meme!:I live in a land of ferries and fantasists
The Gardner:I need to trim my bush and give my ho a rub down
JibberJabber:I want to dance with you
Ethel:I like caterpillars
Dave:I like chairs
Randy the wife or Rudolph:No. Your surname
Herman the Hermit:Did someone speak my name?
Calm as Ghandi:Carterpillar is my son,before "the non-violent" period
Carterpillar:Just a tiny difference ini't? The point is which one is it?
Calm as Gandhi:The question was for the management Rudolph?By any chance a relative of Herman?
Rudolph Hess:Zer iz nien point. Vely intelesting but stoopid ja!
Stella:Shiola.com.What's the point?
President Mugabe:I iz in yur cuntry fiddling yur votes
Jeremy Kyle:Get a job and pay for your kid...be a father!