JibberJabber:I want to dance with you
Ethel:I like caterpillars
Dave:I like chairs
Randy the wife or Rudolph:No. Your surname
Herman the Hermit:Did someone speak my name?
Calm as Ghandi:Carterpillar is my son,before "the non-violent" period
Carterpillar:Just a tiny difference ini't? The point is which one is it?
Calm as Gandhi:The question was for the management Rudolph?By any chance a relative of Herman?
Rudolph Hess:Zer iz nien point. Vely intelesting but stoopid ja!
Stella:Shiola.com.What's the point?
President Mugabe:I iz in yur cuntry fiddling yur votes
Jeremy Kyle:Get a job and pay for your kid...be a father!
The Invisible man:....
Jack the Ripper:Nor did I?
Lord Lucan:I didn't do it!
The REAL Adolf:Get zee spelling right you imposter! Ja!
Adolph Hitler:I'd have won that war if it wasn't for them there pesky Ruskies.
Elvis:I am alive
Pete Dougherty:SNORT!!!
bignose:contact form and forum registration are both capput!!!
Jason Donavon:Phoenix loves me.
me:bored!!!
Dave:Wibble
sobico:Hello children, uncle sobico here .........
phoe:yeah, I've got a good neck but my knees hurt!
shiola:That's the price of good health.
phoenix:Oh god, why do the cod liver oil capsules manage to stick in my throat, then dissolve there? blergh!
phoe:it's a beautifull day
phoe:Happy new year to all the shiolians
shiola:Happy Christmas, enjoy eating and drinking.
phoe:well, if anybody hasn't, too late now.........
shiola:Done all your xmas shopping?
dontpanic:I'd be impressed by the technical and asthetic qualities of the website. I'd get you some mental health counseling based on the content.
phoe:yeah, no sooner said than I hear there was a cruiser sinking like the titanic in icelandic waters yesterday! It wasn't me, honest!!
shiola:Great stuff, see your handiwork in action above.
phoe:5 people on board of your boat, and it starts to sink. There are only 4 life jackets. Who misses out or what do you do.... blah blah blah
shiola:Someone think of a new poll question.
phoe:yaaayyyy! Whoooop!
shiola:We're back in business.
phoe:boo hoooooo. I miss y'all xxx
shiola:My host is changing server so there's some issues at the moment with the forum. I'll keep you updated.
phoenix:Just me......identify yourself! cluck cluck
Just Me:Shiola sucks big time.
dontpanic:We could have used you at the bar last night!
phoe:I'm in the mood for a fight
shiola:I've sent out a forum newsletter too! I don't believe it.
shiola:I've updated the poll!
Go to Hell ...My stuff :www.absinthe.lu
phoe:Mr Darcy is bio!
phoenix:I am feeling rather too serious for my own liking
shiola:Britney - you can look after me instead!
phoe:I just did!! So now you owe me!
shiola:Use the shoutbox, I dare you!
phoe:the post, the whole post and nothing but the post, so help me god
dontpanic:You expected me to read the whole post?
shiola:I want to go home already!
phoe:I thot that was what I said, LOL! :-)
dontpanic:Don't kid yourself. We were all drunk or hungover, too.
phoe:I thought it was just me cos every time i tried to log in i was drunk or hung over. glad to see you were all pissed too ;-)
poppet:Damn! rally wanted that hug too!
shiola:The forum is back online now. Poor shoutbox is going to get dumped for a prettier model.
poppet:Lets have a shoutbox hug!
shiola:I'm glad the shoutbox is getting used now. I'm waiting for my webhost to get back to me on the forum.
poppet:a new poll. "what do u do when the forum is down?" a-cry? b-stare at screen in hope it will reappear? c-u don't really give a shit cos u'v got a grip on reality? d- post in this friggan shout box?
evilfarter:I'm a little teapot.
dontpanic:It's hard to admit when one is utterly pathetic. Therefore, I won't admit anything.
shiola:I don't know what's going on. I've had no internet over the weekend now I find the forum is down. I'll try to see what's up.
poppet:GAWD NO! I wasn't checking every half hour! That'd be nuts!
phoe:oh c'mon. WTF?
dontpanic:It's not like we checked it today, right poppet?
poppet:forum shut on sundays?
phoe:Note to self, don't attempt to type when hungover
phoe:dam,ne grmlins
phoenix:or maybe them that can't type.......sorry, last post should read "should*
phoenix:Poll Q. Shopuld people addicted to t'internet be forced to go to rehab?
Shiola:Can anyone think of a poll question?
dontpanic:Boils!
Shiola:Don't be shy children, come closer.
Shiola:It's back, hopefully the spam will stop....maybe.