Stitch A Mate

We at Shiola.com love to stitch our mates up. Whether it's by sending anonymous emails, forwarding their phone somewhere else, or signing them up to the 'Ostriches Online' newsletter.

We're going to give you the benefit of our wisdom and give YOU the tools to stitch YOUR mates up. These are all easy and take minimum effort, so choose your weapon and read on...

  • Divine Retribution - God works in mysterious and annoying ways.

  • Computer Hell - blame it on a virus.

  • Junk Mail Samples - get your victim's postman working overtime.

  • Anonymous Email - we guarantee this will be worth all your whiles.

  • Forwarding Emails - simple but fun.

  • Transferring Phonecalls - the 'hold' button is a dangerous tool in the wrong hands.

  • Newsletters - a list of some newsletters that you can sign up to on behalf of your mate.

  • Am I <blank> Or Not? - give your friend their 15 minutes of shit that they deserve.

  • Friends Reunited - make any school reunion a test for your friend.

  • Job Applications - find that dream job for your friend (for 'dream', read as 'shit').

  • Car Bumper Stickers - what would your friend think if they had a sticker on their car bumper that stated that 'I Love Porn'?

  • Classified Ads - let the whole world know that your friend is selling second hand porno mags, or womens dresses, and make sure their phone is permanently ringing for the next week.

If you've got any ideas that we can add to this list then just let us know and we'll put it up, along with loads of arse licking praise from us. Email stitch@shiola.co.uk, or fill in the contact form.