Soundbytes

The Shiola Soundbytes are original recordings, freely distributed for your enjoyment.

We've spotted a few gaps in the 'voice-recording' market and, with our expertise and skill, have managed to leave those gaps totally unfilled. Click on one of the six links below to open a pop-up window so you can listen.

IE6 only, I think...sorry. All the .mp3 files are between 80kb - 260kb.

  • Learn With Hawking

  • Robotica Romantica

  • French Phrases

  • Porn Trailers

  • Freestyle Beatbox

  • Whale Sounds

Want To Contribute?

We demand contributions. Please email them to us. If you want to know how to make soundfiles (.mp3 or .wav), just have a look below. Remember - you need a microphone!

To record a sound file...

Start Menu - Programs - Accessories - Entertainment - Sound Recorder. Click on the record button, say what you're going to say, and then save it.

You can contribute to the existing sections above, or start a new one. Maybe you know another language? Alternative noises for your computer, or someone elses? Crap rapping? Animal noises? Singing alternative lyrics to songs? A message to an ex? Message or testimonial for Shiola.com? Cheesy DJ quotes? Free Sex Line messages for sadists?

The list is almost endless.