Priest or Beast?

'Smack my bitch up...smack my bitch up!' Hi, I'm Aled Jones.

Shiola.com and I have teamed up to produce this 'Priest or Beast?' test. This is an essential guide for anyone thinking of joining a church choir. Did you know that the 5th most dangerous job in the world is a Catholic choir boy?

Experienced choir boys, like myself, have to be swift of feet and quick in the mind. I always used to wear my running shoes just in case. I can run the 100 metres in 10.05 seconds. As you can see in the photo, I'm wearing my 'Catholic Games' gold medal.

Go through the 8 photos below and see if you can spot the Devil loving Beasts amongst the God fearing Priests.

Cast of Characters:

  1 = G. Patrick Ziemann
  2 = Thomas C. Kelly
  3 = George Berkeley
  4 = Gene Robinson
  5 = John Geoghan
  6 = Robert Fortune Sanchez
  7 = Rob Halford
  8 = Rudolph Kos

Related Links:

  • Snap Network - surely one 'Victims of Priests' type website is enough? No. These guys are as serious as cancer.
  • Bishop Accountability - a site collecting news and resources on those dodgy priests that can't keep it under their robes.
  • The Harrowing - not only has stuff about sexual deviants, but also covers Satanic worship and The Dark Side...'These aren't the choir boys you're looking for'.
  • Father James Porter - the Crime Library details another Priest severely lacking in Christian morals.
  • Aled Jones - he maybe 56 years old nowadays, but he's still cute as a button.

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