The Shiola.com polls represent the north and south poles of the world of Shiola - right and wrong. These are represented through the medium of 'ePolls'. Ancient scrolls are being translated by Shiola's team of ancient translation experts, so more polls will be posted as soon as they have been translated.
Have a look through them and place your vote. Shiola is a democracy so every vote counts on the polls and contributes to a better life, but the point of this has yet to be voted on.
Be prepared and think of these sorts of things before they happen.
• The Dead Dilemma
Being dead isn't the worst thing to be is it?
• The Publicist Dilemma
I think you'd have to be insane to work for any of these people unless you plan to steal from them.
• The Bollock Positioning Dilemma
If it's all part of a masterplan, then I ain't buying it. Unless you're a man and have received a sporting injury within the bollock region then you can never understand where this is coming from.
• Genetic Bombs
It's going to happen. It has to happen. This new invention could make bombs quite fun. I think England should bomb all the other cricketing nations with 'Short Legs and No Hands' bombs, we might win a Test match then.
• Unofficial Cloning
At first this dilemma sounds like an unethical nightmare, against all human morals. But think about it. The options are endless. Bunking, skiving, avoiding, hiding, fooling, tricking all at your fingertips.
• Planet Take-Over
Just choose which ever one takes your fancy. You don't need to have any experience with any of them.
• Iraq's Freedom
You'd get the impression that we in 'The West' live in absolute luxury and paradise! The people in Iraq are swapping one arsehole that shits on them on a daily basis for another one, except this new one is the new, improved unleaded version with 24 hour customer support, a 3 year warranty and cash-back. OK, it's not as bad as gassing people but we got to have something to bitch at.
• The Robots Taking Over The Earth Dilemma
Make your mind up now humans because the future has been written and there's nothing you can do about it. Look! You're even on a computer now!
• The Prisoners Dilemma
They've got all the time in the world and yet all they do is play cards, walk around a yard or sodomise each other. Talk about a waste of fucking time.
• The Crimes Without Consequences Dilemma
Maybe a bit of a con this poll as if you take away the consequences from an illegal act then the main attraction of that act is removed. However, you cannot make an illegal act legal without a whole load of paperwork, so make the most of these crimes whilst they are still illegal.
• Human Modifications
We could all do with improvements, but not in poxy ways like liposuction, boob implants, face lifts, etc. Shiola.com are talking about proper improvements like running as fast as a Leopard or eating as much as an Elephant.
• Rate Shiola.com
Judge us harshly and without mercy. Thank you.
• The Last Meal Dilemma
This is the same dilemma as Jesus, and other people that have been sentenced to death, have had to take. What would your last meal be? OK, so not every meal is listed here, probably most notably Chinese, but considering I don't like Chinese food that isn't surprising and anyway by the time you'd eaten your Chinese you'd be hungry again by the time they had strapped you into your chair. Some people may vote for Salad, they obviously deserve whatever is coming to them - a typical 'pyscho' meal.
• Superpower vs Grandma Dilemma
Imagine having the ability of one of these superpowers, the world would be your oyster. Now imagine your Grandma, old, slow and near 'the end'. Finally, imagine gaining the former in exchange for the latter - a win-win situation.
• Space Exploration Dilemma
Space exploration is so slow and boring with too much emphasis on safety and planning. This is to gauge your opinion on just 'bunging' a few people up there to see what happens.
• Method of Suicide
If you're going to go, then at least go with a bit of style. What method would YOU like to make fashionable?
• The Cloning Dilemma
The classic 'Do ugly people have a future?' dilemma bought up-to-date via the technology of cloning. Should we clone ugly people? Do they have as much right to be cloned as the beautiful ones? We don't think so, what about you?
• The Hermaphrodite Dilemma
The Hermaphrodite Dilemma is a typical dilemma of olden days, because it was a dilemma many people had to face in the first few seconds of their life. Of course, they couldn't talk (or even manage cognitive thoughts) and so this was overcome by getting the infant to throw a ball. If they threw like a girl then the 'old fella' would be given the snip, and if they threw like a boy then the female components would be eradicated.
• Humans vs Chickens
Back in the day when humans lived in fear of chickens this question was on everyones beaks. Have we overcome this great terror? Will the circle of life be repeated? Vote now and avenge these fowl beasts.
