Week 6

The Spam Letters has all those spam emails that you've been sent but Jonathan Land doesn't just delete them, he doesn't even reply with 'Fuck off' in the subject, he actually replies as though they were real and proper business opportunities. In doing so he truly highlights how little these people actually know about their own products, business, life, email, etc.

Click here for his responses to that Nigerian Government spam email that was rife a year or so ago. Apparently Dr. Hamza (spammer's name) is such a serious and experienced business man that part of his negotiations with Jonathan are really quite advanced...

'If you disturb me again i will use african vodoo agaainst you. You will loose your manhood and may die'.

You won't learn those sort of skills at Business school, but you can rely on Shiola.com to provide you with some dirty tricks of the trade, like when Paul Daniel's made Wizbit disappear inside Debbie, now that was one dirty trick.

Scum of the earth, scurge of the ebusiness revolution, eRetards, or just pieces of shit with no imagination? Shiola.com will let you decide the fate of The Spammers. Keep up the good work Jonathan Land.

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