Dolphin Sex

Dolphin Sex - The original site at - dolphinsex.org - is no longer online. This site overtakes the current 'Most Manked Site On The Internet' which is the Autophiles site from a few weeks back. We honestly didn't believe that Autophiles could be beaten, but it has. If you want to see another site with some manked person getting it on with intelligent fish, then click here.

This site goes onto give you advice on how to have sex with a Dolphin. Apparently it's not 'Beastiality', it's 'Zoophilia'. The difference? In Zoophilia the animals 'consent' to having sex.

I knew dolphins were intelligent but I didn't know they could converse with humans on a sexual level! Do they have favourite positions?

Here are some tips if you're heading down to Sea World after opening hours...

'In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you.'

'Get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates!'

'How DO you mate with a dolphin? Easy. Let the dolphin tell you!'

'Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects and carry them'

What male wouldn't want a 'prehensile penis' - they sound wicked! But I digress...

Is this bizarre enough for you? Can this be taken to another level?

Yes.

Check out the bottom of this site and you'll find links to sex advice pages for Geese and The Dead (Necrophilia).

That's NOT the bizarre bit. The bizarre part is that next door to these links is a link called 'Lonely?' which is a guide for 'STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION'. What the fuck!! So having sex with Dolphins, Geese and dead people is OK, but wanking is bad!??

Manked beyond all belief.

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