Butt Art

Butt Art is a link sent in by Traci. She said it was strange stuff. She weren't wrong.

Steve Murmer paint pictures with his arse. I don't know what his technique is but there are some impressively straight lines in some of these paintings. The paintings are mainly of flowers or different forms of camouflage.

Steve has reached some minor celebrity through his 'Starfish Sketchings' with an appearance in 'WEEKLY WORLD NEWS'. That's the one in 'Men In Black', like The Sunday Sport but without the tits.

Full marks to Steve for his art, and full marks to Traci for putting 'work' firmly into second place behind 'internet surfing'. Let the natural orders of life take their place.

I find Steve's surname worries me. Mr Murmer. A haunting name, maybe an evil superhero from a forgotton comic writing genius who only wrote one comic in his life but it lives on in some mysterious underworld. Just one copy exists. I don't know what Mr Murmer's nemesis would be in the forces of good. If I did, I wouldn't be writing this shit.

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