Autophiles

You may not know what 'Autophiles' means (and for this you should be thankful) but you should be scared.

It is when people have sex with cars. Not IN cars, but WITH cars! That exhaust pipe is just too tempting for some people.

We'll let someone else take the story forward from here. Karl ran into this horror way before us and posted a message to warn the world back in 1997 - click here to read 'Dekhyr Dragon's Guide to Sex with Cars (for males)'.

Below are some quotes from the above page. Some handy tips and good advice if you were ever thinking of giving your wheels the ride of her life.

"How can you have sex with a car? The short answer is, up the tailpipe."

"Never do anything with the tailpipe while the engine is on!"

"Now that the tailpipe is clean, you are ready to pleasure and be pleasured by the car."

"I've also had some success leaning on my side and fucking the car sideways."

"But, in the heat of passion, you must still remember the sharp edge. "

"If you do not use a condom and you come inside the car, ten or fifteen minutes of driving will kill off anything inside."

Well, that's about it. I think Shiola.com has peaked with this one. We don't hold much hope for bettering this link.

We made a little something to commemorate this moment. Check out an animated gif (150kb) of 'Unseen TopGear'.

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