The Whizzinator is a fake penis that you strap to yourself and then urinate someone else's urine out of it. This is so you can pass drug tests.

There's a penis for everyone here, it doesn't matter if you're black, white, arabic, eskimo, or whether you sun bathe fully naked - there's a penis colour to suit you. The only problem that we can see is that you better be Jewish. There's a severe lack of foreskin on these blighters.

There's even a heater pack with The Whizzinator so your piss comes out as though it has come straight from your bladder, and not some sack strapped to your inside leg.

So if you take drugs and work in the police, army, NASA, are an Olympic athlete, politician, etc then this gizmo is a must for you.

If the drug testing unit has switched to blood tests, then you're fucked.

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