P-Mate is a wicked invention from those 'crazy dutch fellows'. It's basically a Fanny Funnel that allows girls and women of all ages the ability to stand up and pee. Men have been doing this for centuries, maybe even decades, and have relished this ability and used it to it's fullest capacity. Some might say that men have even abused this priviledge.

Now the fight back of women in the world of equal rights has surely reached it's zenith. The goal was not to get equal salaries, votes, rights, priviledges or even respect - the goal was to pee standing up. Men know the true meaning of 'freedom' and it's when you quickly nip behind a bush/car/post/friend/alley and take a much needed Jimmy Riddle.

The contraption is basically like a paper shoe with the toe cut off. You place the entrance of the 'shoe' directly under your vagina, piss into the shoe and then make sure that the hole at the toe end is funnelling the urine out somewhere other than in your trousers.

Check out the photo below. Almost evidence of true equality between the two sexes...

...to acheive true equality, Men must be able to change their minds whenever they feel fit and have the ability to refuse sex.

Related Links:

  • A Women's Guide To Peeing Standing Up - vital information for the fairer sex if there is only a lamp post near by.

Female Feedback on the P-Mate

If you're of the female persuasion and have a comment, please email us and let us know.

'It's better than sitting on a mankie public toilet seat'
Emma, Barnham, UK

'I usually use a pint glass anyway if the ladies is too full. I suppose the shoe shape might be a snugger fit and more hygienic'
Sarah, Worthing, UK

'Although peeing while standing up would be nice, I think the real dream of equality would come true if the P-Mate provides enough control and mobility to write my name in fresh snow'
dontpanic, Oklahoma, USA

'Peeing standing up is something I have been doing since I was 12 years old I have always found it to be the only way to take a pee when I first started it was not easy now I am 16 and it is rather easy for me to stand and pee like the guys. I have never tried a funnel shape device for this I am just able to control this with just a bit of practice I'll admit it was no picnic at first but I practice and practice until I was able to successfully go through my open pants zipper that was the happiest day. Now I like to go pee in the guys bathroom all the time it's a big turn on maybe because there I am standing next to a guy and if possible getting a glimpse of his package going pee as I do the same I'll never go back to peeing sitting down. All girls should have this wonderful opportunity to stand up and pee freely so I think such a funnel device should be embraced because if you can't successfully do it without the device why not with the device you will never ever look back when you stand up and pee for the first time without taking off half your clothes it's a beautiful thing you will never go back never.'
Pam, USA

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