The Shiola Scrolls
The Keo satellite

The Shiola Scrolls are to be written by YOU.

The Shiola Scrolls are being written for the new KEO Project which is run by the French Space Agency. Basically, they send a satellite into space in 2008 which will orbit the Earth for 50,000 years and then come back down again. This satellite is filled with all the knowledge of today on CD's, DNA samples, photographs AND 'uncensored' text written by us - members of the human race, circa 2003.

All the stuff will be in a box type thingy that flies

Write anything you want. It could be mind-numbingly brilliant or total irrelevant shite. Who knows? A future relative may come back in time to hunt you down for giving the family name 50,000 years of disgrace and humiliation...or maybe not.

Once the deadline of 2008 arrives, we'll collate all the messages and send off The Shiola Scrolls for future generations to marvel at and study. The Scrolls could form the basis of a future religion where YOUR name will be immortalised forever...or maybe not.

Just post your 'Message For The Future' in the box below along with your name and click on the 'Post' button and it'll appear immediately.

Visit the KEO Project, it is genuinely very inspiring, we're just making sure the future realise that we're not all two legged freaks with small brains...or maybe we're proving it, we don't know.

Your Name:

Your Message For The Future:

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Barry
You have my permission to build me up again with my DNA. Cheers.

JOJO
MABAIT AKO HI


Candy
Sacrifice is healthy only when you don't feel shitty about whatever it is that you're sacrificing.

Assassin
Does anyone here have the ground-plan of the White House, or the address of Bush's hiding place?

jimmy
I'm an alien

natallthere
i want to be remembered for getting the most hairy man ass in this century

michael jackson
hehe...come here little boy..i have candy..its chocolate..got ya..shhhhh it will all be over soon...oh oh oh ooooooooooh hooooooooooooooooo

`Caboose
Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor...

Wise Man
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

OJ Simpson
Shhhhhh...I did it!....*grins*

tim
is that my watch. it is isnt it. hey he's got my watch! asked to be buried with that watch. hey, look at him, hes got my watch. oh, well, i didnt like it anymore anyway, my ex gave it to me.

scott
if im not here i would hope to still be remembered muahahahaha i would be remembaered for killing george bush

mathew
no aids patients

Curly
It's not how green the grass grows it's which side of the fence it grows ...

casey may
first off thats a load off shit and second off i fucked your great great great great great great great great great great NAN! lol suck dick u martian

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