Jacko's Per Pro

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson.

As my loyal fans already know, I'm in a whole world of shit...and that's putting it mildly. If you read my Official Site then you'll see I pay 50 lawyers to put out real sentimental and patronizing statements. The thing is, not only am I getting banged up for the foreseeable future, I'm also pretty skint.

What I need from you, my loyal brain-dead fans, is to take over from my expensive lawyers. You need to refute every possible allegation, accusation and piece of gossip out there on my behalf. If you hear of something, even if you just made it up, then sign the below document on my behalf ('per pro').

Remember, the quicker I'm out of jail, then the quicker I can sell you my crap records and extend my childrens theme park with free sweet shops.

(One post per person. Each post is 500 characters max).

The Accusation:

MJ's Comment To The Media:

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Kiddy Fiddling I did not molest those children ... I made LOVE to them. God bless you, Michael Jackson Kiddy Fiddling you make me wont to be sick and are you kids yours or did you pay there mum aswell God bless you, Michael Jackson Kiddy Fiddling rrrrrrrrrrrrrry God bless you, Michael Jackson Kiddy Fiddling Dressing my own children in veils and living with a monkey proves my innocence and good parenting skills. God bless you, Michael Jackson Kiddy Fiddling 2 kids count as one adult right? God bless you, Michael Jackson Kiddy Fiddling I love it! God bless you, Michael Jackson Kiddy Fiddling hahaha God bless you, Michael Jackson fucking he fucked a goat!! honest ask my mum God bless you, Michael Jackson Kiddy Fiddling u a gay basterd.U perv hope u rot in hell for that.Especially making young kids lose their virginity to a scum like u. God bless you, Michael Jackson Kiddy Fiddling i love 5 year olds God bless you, Michael Jackson Kiddy Fiddling your a wanker God bless you, Michael Jackson Kiddy Fiddling u r a gay rapping little munkey God bless you, Michael Jackson Kiddy Fiddling Ya'll better check yoself, cha-mone! I aint never been fiddlin with no kids mother, fucker! Rellydo, fiddlin wid de kiddies is wrong cha-mone, that's why I just tell 'em straight up: Suck the dick bitch! No fiddlin around for me motherfucker! Dasrite!!! God bless you, Michael Jackson Kiddy Fiddling Hi, I'm Michael Jackson. As my loyal fans already know, I'm in a whole world of shit...and that's putting it mildly. If you read my Official Site then you'll see I pay 50 lawyers to put out real sentimental and patronizing statements. The thing is, not only am I getting banged up for the foreseeable future, I'm also pretty skint God bless you, Michael Jackson KIDDY FIDDELING! where are my pills?...... God bless you, Michael Jackson

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