Chewing the cud.

[Sheepish Smile]

Well there i was chewing my cud and mucking about in my field when my best m8 flossy told me about the tinterweb.
Ever since that glorious day i`ve at last discovered a place i can go to meet new sheep and even some humans. At least thats what they say they are.
You see this is the thing, noone is who they say they are not even in a sheeps world.
Humans think theyve got it sussed but i know different.
You see what i have that you dont is pure, unadulterated ignorance.
Humans come and go but your so called `intelligence' is your downfall.
All that running around achieving things is heavy on your puny systems, intelligence my sheeps ass. Baaa.
Slow down you silly 2 legged freaks its not worth rushing for. I mean really, is it?
Heres what you do right, locate yourself in the nearest greenest field, get down on all fours and take a nice grass sod in.
Watch out for majic mushrooms tho cus contrary to popular belief even us sheep types get off our heads on those little blighters.
Remember tho, slooooooooooow down and say baaa.
Be proud.
Be livestock.
Be cool.
Peace out.
Baaaaaaa
xxx

[switchblade romance]

Hello and welcome to Shiola.

[imported_shiola]

Welcome Sheepish Smile to the aforemost 'Mint Sauce' forum on the intraweb. Here we discuss the many different recipes for mint sauce, the ways of presenting it, the ingredients and, of course, the various methods of preparing lamb so we can enjoy our mint sauce to its fullest.

Keep eating your grass. Yes, you and your friends keep eating and filling yourselves and reproducing....enjoy the Summer's Sun and the freedom of roaming the fields with nothing but eating on your mind, for when Winter comes along you shall grace our plates with your inards delicately soaked in the finest mint sauce, whilst your offal is fed to your offspring so farmers can save money.

The wonders of life.

[Sheepish Smile]

Baaaa you reckon huh?
You`ll never take me alive. Us sheep will have our come-uppance and then you`ll know.
Remember when all this was fields? Nature has a way of repeating itself and we will have our fields again. in fact sod it, we wont need fields cus we`ll just live in ur houses and eat ur french fries till they come out of our eyes while watching neighbors and drinking beer.
The new world philosophy is......... Sheep Happen.
Baaa

[dontpanic]

I don't think he intended to take you alive. I'd go for the classic double barrell shotgun, myself.

[marc]

Hang on, i'm a human! (I reckon) does that mean i'm included in the 'having so-called intelligence' bit? Cool.

In Lampeter, wales where i went to uni, we obviously had many sheep, but they kept drowning themselves when the river flooded, so who needs a shotgun when we can rely on their classic stupidity.