Que Sera Sera, Whats meant to be... Is gonna be..

[ThatDmnGrL]

Sorry, it's Funkdoobiest. It's playing right now. Nice to not meet you all.. I'm Christine, also known as ~XXX-tine~.
It's a Porn Shop thing.
I'm flippin bored, and MySpace is boring too right now.
I need more friends on MySpace so I can be infamous.
Blaaaaaaah!

~XXX-tine~ :smt025

[switchblade romance]

Hello and welcome to shiola.

[imported_shiola]

Hi ThatDmnGrL . I'm killing the last half hour of work at the moment...a watched kettle never boils never seemed so true.

I used a dildo once, but it was to help mix a milkshake togther as the blender wasn't working. I don't know what a foot long fist was doing in my Mum's kitchen, but hey, that was one damn fine milkshake.

If you're bored eat or smoke, it's the only answer. If someone else is with you, then annoy them by saying you want something to eat or smoke.

[MrRobotron]

I've used makeshift dildo's on girls before...never spent the money on an actual one. Besides it was somwhat interesting (f*cked up?) that she'd brush her hair the next day with the hairbrush i violated her with. Good times...good times....

Yeah i've been on myspace too, hate the damn thing...not very 'high quality' people on there

[Sheepish Smile]

I wouldnt say i 'used ' a dildo but i did have an unfortunate experience in the falklands islands with a lonely soldier. He apparently had shellshock and couldnt get it up but being English he didnt want to leave me gagging for it so used the one he`d bought for his girlfiend back home.
Baa

[daveytaylor]

Sorry, it's Funkdoobiest.

They had the best album title in the world... "Which Doobie you be" Absolute genius

I don't know what a foot long fist was doing in my Mum's kitchen, but hey, that was one damn fine milkshake.

Obviously a rotten fish milkshake with extra cheese works then. :D

[ThatDmnGrL]

They had the best album title in the world... "Which Doobie you be" Absolute genius

Cyclopse Wolverine and the Night Crawler.. Went to the bar.. And yo they had dollars.. Rolled in Impalas.. Hittin all switches. My richy rich riches.. Pulls all the b!tches..