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Monikers
2nd October 2004, 05:25 PM
U bored then bitch at me about lifes evils and then maybe laugh your ass off. I am not round much but i have a feeling i will be soon. My boyfriend is not turning out to but the freak i thought he was and well I'm not interested in the shiny thingy no mre. Pres. Bush sucks up the good ol white candy while kerry needs vasoline to squeeze his head through doorways., blah blah blah.....

imported_shiola
2nd October 2004, 05:38 PM
Monikers, hi and welcome. Just noticed you joined eons ago but only just posted....well played.

I'm glad your boyfriend is turning out to be normal....he's obviously hiding something. What shiny thing are you no longer interested in? Are you like a magpie?

Mia casa tu casa - or however that phrase is.

Monikers
2nd October 2004, 06:39 PM
the shiny thingy reps his wacker so to speak. neways he is a bit of a cowboy/ car rental assoc. doesn't show affection, I thought i'd be ok with that but no. I was so wrong. i just like to have sex at least 5 x week how do I get him to want more?. I've tried doing fantasy bits of playing bettie page, a cowgirl, even the usual nurs and doctor stuff. I have used dominatrix themes like bondage in the workout room and event whips and such. i'm at an end of wits.

MrRobotron
12th October 2004, 08:12 AM
Let me get this straight, your boyfriend...who sells cars...does not have enough sex with you? To compensate and try to get him more interested you dress up in cowgirl outfits and bondage gear and do all sorts of other naughty sexy things...?

WTF is wrong with people today when a man has an opportunity to get laid and turns it down......you should come live with me...I'll tie you up.
*cracks whip*

Sheepish Smile
13th October 2004, 12:16 AM
:lol: Ever tried sheep?

zippi
18th October 2004, 07:31 AM
only five times a week , 8) loser- as a wise man once said "go at it till it looks like a burnt matchstick"!!!!!

Black_Demon
25th August 2006, 01:34 AM
you should try to rape him lol:smt046 you no tie him up and sit on him naked and wake him up by rubbing your breasts in him face and i mean try to rape him but dont do any thing but sit on him naked so he feels your worm hips on his chest and wait till he is begging you to do him just to get some sleep lol

thetongue
3rd September 2006, 11:48 AM
Hello my sweetheart
First of all welcome to Shiola,I hope your stay is an enjoyable experience.
Secondly I am in no way an expert in relationship advice and do not have any qualifications in this field and any advice or thoughts on the subject is purely speculative.So here it is, as I see it, from what little information I have and without knowing anything about you or your partner.
Humans are funny that way,well I can only speak for the male species and then only generally from my experience,once they have obtained the object of their desires they soon loose interest or at the least aren`t as attentive as they were in the beginning of a relationship.It seems that when something is readily available then it does not hold the same allure as something that is not.So maybe not being available or playing hard to get when He wants to get amorous might change things.Or it seems that your sex drive is much higher than his and he feels intimidated because roles are now reversed because its normally the male that wants sex all the time.Now he does not show affection because ,he thinks,that you will interpret any sign of affection as wanting to have sex Or the pressures of work or your sex drive is causing him to have doubts about his ability to perform.The list is endless and I think the only option is to sit down and discuss the situation together because without input from your partner you can only speculate as to the problem.Yours is not unique.The main thing in any relationship is communication,communication which most humans find too much like hard work and if only more people were able to be honest with one another there would be no need for psychiatrists.I hope my ramblings are of help to you.

P.S.the easiest thing is go out and have an affair but thats not going to help your relationship is it?

Kaz
3rd September 2006, 04:39 PM
WTF :shock:

....somewhat sluggish foreplay :sad8:

boudicca
4th September 2006, 03:20 PM
Tongue, check the dates of the posts before you answer them, Black Demon is resurrecting long gone and dead posters..........LOL!!

thetongue
15th September 2006, 03:00 PM
Tongue, check the dates of the posts before you answer them, Black Demon is resurrecting long gone and dead posters..........LOL!!

Sorry Barb,please accept my most humlble appologies.I keep getting told to stop living in the past.:roll:
Oh,well,must be old age or the desert sun is frying my brain:gay:

boudicca
15th September 2006, 08:56 PM
Lmao!

Black_Demon
16th September 2006, 12:49 AM
Tongue, check the dates of the posts before you answer them, Black Demon is resurrecting long gone and dead posters..........LOL!!
will i am a necromancer :bullshit:lol

boudicca
16th September 2006, 10:21 AM
will i am a necromancer :bullshit:lol

:lol:

Black_Demon
16th September 2006, 08:41 PM
yeah i know i so wish i was though then i could talk to my ancesters