kalla!

[Kiomi]

Hello (or Kalla in Icelandic, according to a nifty online translator!) my creatures!

My name is Kathryn, and I'd just like to give a big KALLA to all my (non-existent as yet, my dear) fans out there. :wink: Gee that's quite a superior-looking winker!

I'll try my best not to use too many smileys, as I have read the FAQ's, and follow them accordingly.

So, I Hope I become addicted to this site...as I have with another that advertises this one!

It seems like a pretty nice place.

I'm sure I'll fit in.
:smt001
(hopefully)

[dontpanic]

That depends. Are you a bow-legged transvestitie hooker with touretttes, too?

[imported_shiola]

Hi Kiomi, let me introduce you to DontPanic, the resident bow-legged transvestitie hooker with touretttes.

It's a living.

Whereabouts are in Oz? Did you see that England destroyed you shandy swilling Sheila's on the cricket pitch yesterday....good.

Feel free to use as many smilies as you like. I have sacrificed much in installing those damn things....so I demand everyone uses them NOW!!!!

:kneel:

[Far King Great]

Heya Kath! may I call you Kath? Good, Kath it is. So your another ozzy eh? Welcome!