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imported_shiola
13th September 2004, 06:52 PM
Currently there is only one word that is being censored...but I'd like to add more.

The one in question is in recognition of the now hibernating SkyDaddy.com and courtesy of Professor Puke, it is to do with that Queen who played at Diana's funeral...not the one with the crown and funny little dogs..the other one...

Are there any other celebs, objects, verbs, etc that should be automatically substituted with something more appropriate when someone types in that word?

If so, let us know and we'll evaluate their submission into the forum word censor thingy.

For example, you may suggest 'Ryan Seacrest', and wish for this phrase to be replaced with 'Ryan 'Shit For Brains Twat' Gaycrest'. Very simple, very effective.

daveytaylor
13th September 2004, 07:35 PM
Just cause I've got to try it:

Elton John

What about:

George Bush ---> Rhesus Monkey

Jay Leno ---> Big Chinned Cunt

Michael Jackson ---> The Jonathan King of Pop

Fox Network ---> Adolf's home videos

poppet
16th September 2004, 09:45 PM
Does it have to be people? Because I have serious issues with the word moist.

imported_shiola
16th September 2004, 10:10 PM
Explain your issue more so I may substitute the word more accurately.

poppet
16th September 2004, 10:12 PM
It makes me blush.

imported_shiola
16th September 2004, 10:36 PM
Ha, ha, ha!!!! You're cuter than a puppy sitting in a bath with bubbles on his head.

imported_shiola
17th September 2004, 02:00 AM
Done.

(as in, you have been Poppet ;) ).

poppet
17th September 2004, 10:13 AM
Really??


I didn't even feel it touch the sides! :wink:

washing up liquid
28th December 2004, 01:19 PM
can u sensor "female dog" to bitch

Alien Stick
28th December 2004, 06:23 PM
and you should senosr "Rose" and "WUL" to "Tubby"

washing up liquid
28th December 2004, 06:44 PM
yer please