Hi, I'm new here.

[ShastaMyCat]

And too tired to think of anything to say. :sleepy3:

[imported_shiola]

You've done well ShastaMyCat.

You've already made more sense and imparted more knowledge than 90% of people who visit here, and they were the 5% of people that actually post. You are part of an elite group of people.....can you introduce the rest of us to that group you're a member of? We won't embarass you...well, most of us won't...honestly, we wash, comb our hair and say please and thank you.

Like your signature line too. Can't go wrong with the old 'Long face' gag.

I'm going to New York City this Friday for the first time ever, got any recommendations of places I should go?

[MrRobotron]

You actually do all those things Shiola? Wash and comb and all that?

[imported_shiola]

Once a week, yeah.

[ShastaMyCat]

I live about 5 hours (by car) from NYC, and I've never even been there. Be careful on the subways though - a bum licked my friend on the cheek when she went there a few years ago.

[imported_shiola]

So I need to carry cash to pay the bums to lick my face? Good advice.

[dontpanic]

Just use a little whiskey instead of aftershave in the morning. It's basically the same thing anyway, right?