Oh the agony of nothing better to do...

[MrRobotron]

Greeting's all, figure I'll be trendy and do an intro post. Just saying hey!

[imported_shiola]

Posting an intro on Shiola.com is this year's Black....it said so in Beirut Vogue magazine.

Welcome MrRobotron. Enjoy your stay.

If anyone knows of any reason or impediment why MrRobotron and Shiola.com may not be joined together in holy matrimony, speak now or forever keep their cakehole shut.

[MrRobotron]

Wow this is getting hot *tugs at collar*

[dontpanic]

Sheesh, Shiola. You haven't even bought him dinner yet. Don't stand for that, Mr. Robotron. You are worth more than that. Make him show you some respect.

[MrRobotron]

I can't help it, he bribed me. I'm a sucker for a knock-off rolex

[dontpanic]

You let him make you his bitch for a $10 imposter Rolex? At this point, the only advice I can offer is that you refuse to sign a pre-nup.

[MrRobotron]

Don't worry about it, I will flee to the caribbean when he isn't looking. Taking with me the cheap rolex and anything else I can grab ahold of, probably bath towels or perhaps some complimentary mints. My escort of personal hotties will meet me at the airport, mid-flight I will parachute down to a waiting cruise ship, which will drop me off at my personal boat with said hotties, and then I will sail into the sunset off to my personal island. Haha, the rolex is mine!

[imported_shiola]

Too late. That thing you agree to when joining the forum? That's a marriage licence. All members are married to me. This site is registered in Saudi Arabia where more then one wife is allowed...no male wives are allowed, but fuck it, they don't know that.

Now will one of you iron my shirts and someone else fix me dinner? Now!!!

[dontpanic]

If that's the case, then I plan to be the one who bitches at you all the time and will eventually throw all of your clothes out in the street. That's just a warning - you may want to divorce me now.

[imported_shiola]

Yeah, I pictured your position amongst my eHareem to be along those lines. I wouldn't divorce you though, I secretly like it.

[dontpanic]

Ha!

[MrRobotron]

Oh goody, I'll be the one that spends all your hard earned money and parades around town with other women whom I secretly have lesbian(psuedo-lesbian?) affairs with. On an intellectual note, If a man is pretending to be a woman who likes women, is he a lesbian?

[poppet]

I'M MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Shiola, whats yours is mine, whats mine is mine. Just how every marriage should be.

[imported_shiola]

Yeah, congratulations on being married....now get my dinner and iron those shirts before you have to use the old 'I walked into the door' excuse again!

[poppet]

By the way, I'm pregnant.

[Lanny~Baby]

ooh steamy!

[Far King Great]

Har Har Har If I'm married to you, what does that make me? Your wife or your husband?

[imported_shiola]

Both. Either way, where's my dinner??!!!

[poppet]

You were late.....dinner's in the dog :x

[Far King Great]

Here yar dinner sucka, and keep the change ya filthy animal! Har Har Har :lol: