Porn Star Names!

[poppet]

OK guys, what is your porn star name?

you take the name of the first pet you ever had and then the name of the first street you lived in.

childish i know.....but funny


i would be............Pinky Burnbrae :lol:

dont think my videos would have sold :cry:

[guybgdon381]

:D
Sandy Wilbur.
I definettly would change it to something else.
Wonder how Jenna Jameson got hers?
From her movies, it must have been a well traveled road. lol

If idiots could think, I would be a genius.
Don

[imported_shiola]

MIne would be 'Bella Chesswood'.

(Don, since the attachment addition to the forum it really isn't necessary to post porn related images with every post. There's enough grot out there without this place becoming another haven for it - some people are trying to skive off work in here).

[poppet]

Well hello Bella.....how you doing?? :smt112


and thanks for saying something about the pics, iv got a 4 year old roaming around!! :?

[dontpanic]

I would be "Dusty Tenth Street" - sounds more like a folk singer name than a porn star name.

[Pez]

Hrmm, mine would end up being Bruno Schantz. It sounds like i hav a lvery arge penis lol, not a bad thing. It sounds more like some kinda war hero instead tho.

[poppet]

Bruno Schantz sounds painful :lol:

[guybgdon381]

:D
I am sorry for the offending pictures guys.
I removed one and hope Shiola will remove the rest.
Don :lol:

[imported_shiola]

No worries Don.

Welcome Pez. Bruno Shantz sounds like a German legend from the late 60's, a handle bar moustache, hairy chest AND back, and grunts like a Gorilla with bad toothache.

Bruno would've destroyed Bella, Dusty, Sandy and Pinky in one scene, let alone a whole film's worth.

[dirtpoor357]

Oooo, my name would be Autumn Hynds. Weird.

[poppet]

Autumn Hynds ~ that sounds like the new hair colour by Clarol :D



*whispers* would it cover grey hairs..i'm asking for a friend you understand.

[shai]

Tommy Earnscliffe.

I like it.

[dirtpoor357]

It doesn't quite have a porn-ish ring to it. But I like it.
Oh, and I doubt "Autumn Hynds" would cover greys. Nothing does, as far as I can tell...then again, I've never had grey hairs. At my age, it would be bizarre if I had.

[iamgoddess]

Nice, I like the Autumn Hynds :P My name would be Spike Meadowdale Drive. Hm...that sounds male.
I have a girl in one of my classes named Precious Loving, heh. I wonder if her parents actually named her that or she had a name change?

[poppet]

PRECIOUS LOVING!!!!!......f'kin hell, that's child abuse!

[bmphilla]

Mine would be Miss Kitty Young--I think I would have sold a lot cus I am extra sexy stuff.

[Far King Great]

What if you've never had a pet? What rules determine what your name is then?

[imported_shiola]

The brand name of your first electrical appliance.

[dontpanic]

So, Samsung = Sam's hung?

[poppet]

or isucklika hoover


:roll:

[imported_shiola]

If you had no pet, then you substitute your first name with the brand name of your first electrical appliance - then add your street name (as before).

I would then be;
Sony Chapin

ps. I'm making this up as I go along...if you hadn't already guessed...

[poppet]

Oh, we guessed. We were just trying to humour you.




I don't know what you would do if you didnt have a pet, cos I thought everyone had one when they were a kid.
Why don't you imagine what your first pet would be and name him/her. Then you could take them out for imaginary walks and take your pretend pooper-scooper with you.

[Lanny~Baby]

mine would be Rosie Miller Cresent......okaaay!

[dontpanic]

Or, if you never had a pet as a child, you could dedicate your porn career to your parents, and everytime someone asks you how you got into the business, you could say that you owe it all to your folks and the way they raised you.

[Far King Great]

Hey that would mean my porn name is Kelvinator Gerrale :lol:

[washing up liquid]

mine would be rose delando in other words Rose of the Night!

[staticxess]

Boff Naked

[Zorro]

i'd be suzie crossroad....sounds more like a news reader or summat.

[kitten breath]

Mine would be Mystique Hunt. That is so funny!!!! I remember when some grafitti artists blacked out the h and put a c in front. The street sign stayed like that for about 3 weeks until some arsehole taxi driver made a formal complain to the local council. Ahhahahahaha it was so funny for the kids in the neighbour hood.

[poop skid]

Scooter Greg, but if you use the street that I grew up on vs. the first one I ever lived on, it'd be scooter wycough.

[Kat]

ok going with the pet/street name rule, I would be Wiggles Brook. Um... yeah, that's just not right...

[poppet]

did you have a pet worm?????

[xovondutchchickxo]

Haha. Mine would be Daisy Mary Jane.....I think I'll make up a new one if I ever go into porn!

[Kat]

No worm, just a wiggly puppy and no imagination LOL

[Enormous A$$]

mine is Dina Shady Vale. not that great specially since dina was a goldfish