Sexual Beings

[imported_shiola]

I need your suggestions for sexual beings. Who is sexual? Who is definately NOT sexual? Who is sexy? Who is in no way sexy? Who would disgust you in bed? Who feature in a bizarre bedroom scene? Obviously I ain't looking for Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston here, I need something more twisted and fucked...along the lines of Sally Jessy Raphael and Chewbacca.

[guybgdon381]

:smt028
Actually, I think Monica Lewinsky would be nice.
DON
:smt060

[imported_shiola]

I feel ill.

[poppet]

My God, Monica is looking a bit rough these days.

Maybe thats what sleeping with Clinton does to ya, speaking of which.......i do find clinton sexy, in a kinda seedy way. I think it's a power thing, but while he was Pres i would have given him one. :lol:

[Enormous A$$]

how about yoda

[switchblade romance]

George Bush and a horse. Ride em cowboy! :lol: Is that good of enough to qualify for fucked and twisted?

[Enormous A$$]

hey! dont make fun of him i met him when he was govener of my state! and im from texas so dont make fun of my state either!

[guybgdon381]

:x
The Brits. seem to hate the guy who is protecting them from terrorists.
Don't make much sense to me either.
I know Clinton probably carried a bigger gun, but that was in his pants.

[staticxess]

No, people hate the guy that is instigating and antagonising "terrorists".
The people guarding us from terrorists are our police and our military in both countries, but it's unfortunate that most of our military is still in Iraq. Where little to no terrorist threat existed to begin with. Bush was not a good govenor and is overall not a good president. He's bankrupted any company he's run and he's bankrupting America. So can we get back to the topic now since we seemed to have lost it here.
I think we're all sexual as we are freaking human and propagate our species.

Need some twisted bedroom scenes Ben? How about these? Mix them up if you wish they all = ugly, especially if naked together!

Ernest Borgnine "Air Wolf among others" and
Anne Robinson of "The Weakest Link" Blagh!

How about Sandra Bernhard with Kathy Kinney (Mimi from the Drew Carey Show)

What about Adrien Brody and Clint Howard sharing the sack?

Brigette Nielsen and Flavor Flav (Ewww that's not right from any angle)

Kelly Osbourne and Bert McCracken of the Used

Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne (Think about it for a moment)

Verne Troyer "Mini Me" and Joanie Laurer "Chyna" (the female wrestler)

Howard Stern and Wynona Judd

George Bush Sr. and Barbara Bush (Barfff!)

[switchblade romance]

The Brits.

Are you calling me a Brit? If thats the case your wrong.

[Alien Stick]

Mr. Spock and Martha Stewart?

[Enormous A$$]

Darth Vader is so much hotter!

[Alien Stick]

Chewbaca?

[BlackSunshineAZ]

:smt028
Actually, I think Monica Lewinsky would be nice.
DON
:smt060

I always thought she was kind of attractive, although a little overweight. she's way better-looking than Hillary Clinton

[BlackSunshineAZ]

how about yoda

Does yoda have a penis? He isn't human

[staticxess]

I'm sure like a "spunk" monkey he does!

[Enormous A$$]

wut is ur thing with monkees

[Enormous A$$]

wut is ur thing with monkies?

[staticxess]

?

?
I guess because they are amusing occasionally?
And you ever hear the term spank the monkey?
I think it would apply here, that's why.

[Enormous A$$]

i have heard it my friend made up her sn that says that b4 the expression came out. i still dont get it tho

[staticxess]

It's a euphemistic expression for a male self wanking (masturbating)
but could apply to a woman jacking off/handjobbing a guy too
I guess it was named as such because
monkeys do it.
?
The zoo is a place to be shocked as a kid.
Hehehe