Sucking Your Own Cock

[guybgdon381]

:smt025
I was able to suck my own cock when I was very young.
How many of you are able to do so?
I still remember how nice it was.
I will not leave the girls out, so how many of you girls can lick your own Pussy?

Let me know, Please.
Don
guybgdon38@yahoo.com
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[shai]

I respect you.

[poppet]

wouldn't it be like trying to tickle yourself?

only fun if someone does it for you.

[Far King Great]

You are a sicko mate! And I thought I was mad

[guybgdon381]

:D
Poppet
All guys want their cock's sucked.
Only problem is, we need sucking most of the time. lol
I am not gay, so would not suck another guy's cock, but mine is delicious.
poppet, would you lick your own crack if you could, bet you would?
Don guybgdon381@yahoo.com
=P~
Far King Great, I bet you would suck your cock if you could.

[imported_shiola]

I'm with Poppet, I wouldn't want to even if I could.

So Guy, do you swallow?

(I can't believe I just asked that question, but I have a morbid curiosity).

[guybgdon381]

:D
Shiola,
Why not take a Poll of how many guys would love to suck there own cocks.
I tasted my Cum once and that was enough, YUCK.
Don

[poppet]

Guy, it's really sad that you even try to suck your own cock, mind you....if no one is willing to do it for you maybe you have to resort to these things.

And, no..I wouldn't want to lick my lady garden thank you very much. I can't say that would ever get on my "Things to do before I die" list.



Oh, and by the way...the more you keep telling everyone you're not gay, the more we're gonna think you're protesting too much :wink:

[imported_shiola]

'Lady Garden' - that is the best phrase I've heard all year.

'Can my flower bloom in your lady garden darling?'
'The grass needs mowing in your lady garden'
'My, my, that's a big lady garden you have'
'Let me into your lady garden, I've got green fingers'

Three cheers for Poppet....hip, hip!....

[poppet]

........Hooray!!!



aww shucks, i'm blushing here. Just one favour please, don't ever use any of those lines to pick up will ya.

HAHAHAHA, "green fingers"

[dontpanic]

Nicely done, poppet. Incidentally, would a man garden consist of only one tree (or perhaps a stump)?

[guybgdon381]

:roll:
Okay Poppet, I will stop saying I am not GAY.
Not worth arguing over.
I only posted this subject to see if others done this, at some time in their life.
Poppet, guys do experment when they are young.
Go figure.
Don guybgdon381@yahoo.com
:roll:

[Far King Great]

"...if no one is willing to do it for you maybe you have to resort to these things. " from poppet


all I can say is Har Har Har very nice

[MissMayhem]

I'm spying on you hehehehehe
http://img41.exs.cx/img41/8392/selfsuck.jpg

Methinks you'd need either a really long dick or really long neck...maybe both. :P

[poppet]

lmao!

who the fuck is that??

[MissMayhem]

hehehe i dunno. the things you find on the internet :shock:

[Far King Great]

How rude! Har Har Har

or a coupla ribs taken out

[some122]

u sick fucks

[imported_shiola]

Welcome some122 - this is the most enlightened post here. See you soon right?

[themagicalmysteryman]

lol i have to say thankyou ppl, i read this topic and thought what a ace random website so signed up lmao

and for the record- dam rite id suck my cock if i could, dint marilyn manson have ribs tooken out so he could???? i dunno if id use a condom tho dont fancy tastin my own cock really :? lol

[marc]

Ughh. 's my own fault i suppose, this topic is called 'sucking your own cock' after all.

I'm with the anti-self sucking group myself, and I'm not even much of a getting somebody else to do it either....makes me feel guilty and ashamed for some reason. 'Tilling' the lady garden is nice though. It is a great phrase, i'm gonna share it with my lady friends. They always looking for a nicer name for their bits other than the unromantic 'vagina'

[imported_shiola]

Try 'Axe Wound'.

[marc]

Oh yeah, they do just love that when you whisper into their shell like ear late at night, 'eh love, i could jus' do with shafting yer hairy axe wound 'rite 'naw , petal'.

[poppet]

Axe wound? after child birth it looks more like "Road Kill" :shock:

[marc]

I wanna go back to romantic ignorance.

[washing up liquid]

i think i mighty try to lick my own pussy tonight, i never thought of that b4!

[imported_shiola]

washing up liquid - welcome and hello.

If you film your attempts then may I extend that welcome to a double welcome and hello. Becareful you don't put your back out though, try explaining that to the paramedics after they break your door down.

[washing up liquid]

lol, and i dont think i could film it without my mum or dad finding out, it was hard enough when they found out i had a naked pic on the internet. I got banned for weeks.

[imported_shiola]

Pray, do tell fair maiden :smt112

[washing up liquid]

well, i was chatting to this guy and he asked for a pic, and i took one with my mobile and sent it to my email, then i emailed it to him, but then i decided not to waste the pic, so I showed it to every male i knew then posted it on my website. But then my mum found out, told my dad, and took my phone away from me and banned me off the computer for weeks, so when i emailed the guys i knew, they had deleted it, or never emailed me back.

[washing up liquid]

man i cant even lick my own pussy! :(

[Alien Stick]

i tried to wet my willy with my mouth a while back, then i realized it was kinda gross, thought i's say that, and hello everyone

[imported_shiola]

I now feel unclean - http://www.selfellatio.com

[washing up liquid]

its not gross, it erm.......

[po0x]

I think its more fun to have someone else do that kinda stuff for you...

[imported_shiola]

Yeah, I reckon it's like trying to tickle yourself.

[shai]

Oral sex is immature.

[daveytaylor]

Oral sex is immature.

WHAT!?!?!?!?!???????

Oral sex is a gift from the Gods. It is manna from heaven. If you don't like it the person doing it too you is either crap or you are not talking to them enough.

Good oral sex is like the weather channel.... constant updates

[marc]

thoughtless gits.

[xovondutchchickxo]

shiola-totally agree with the whole its like tickling yourself

i did not think a straight guy would EVER want a dick in his mouth even if it was his own. none of the guys i would anyways. there are some things that should be left to chicks and giving head is one of them!

[imported_shiola]

Amen sister!

[marc]

whoops, above post was in reply to earlier post but i didnt realise there was a third page, so er, yes. Well, as long as everybody involved in any act agrees and nobody gets hurt then there can't be too much wrong with that, eh?

[shai]

Don't you sophisticated bunch read Sigumnd Freud?!?

Oral sex is reverting back to childhood tendancies.

For example, homosexuality is immature because it is the product of an unresolved Oedipus Complex. In other words the infant did not distinguish the sex of it's parents.

[daveytaylor]

Don't you sophisticated bunch read Sigumnd Freud?!?

Oral sex is reverting back to childhood tendancies.

For example, homosexuality is immature because it is the product of an unresolved Oedipus Complex. In other words the infant did not distinguish the sex of it's parents.

That is without a doubt the biggest load of complete fucking bollocks I have ever read and I have read a Richard Littlejohn column.

Oral sex is reverting back to childhood tendancies...? Shall I tell you why people do oral sex? Shall I?

PUSSYS DON'T HAVE TONGUES

DICKS DON'T HAVE TONGUES

Tongue + Genitals = Wonderful sensation.

As for Sigmund Freud. Misquoting the work of a trendy but second rate scientist will not score you any points. Afterall, how can an Oedipus Complex be linked to homosexuality when an Oedipus Complex is about MALES WANTING TO FUCK THEIR MOTHERS? Oedipus COmplex has nothing to do with infants not being able to distinguish the sex of their parents. It is from the Greek tragedy Oedipus. Plus the whole Oedipus complex is bollocks anyway because while Oedipus did fuck his mother he didn't realise it was his mother has he had been abandoned at borth. Oedipus complex was developed by people like Freud who hadn't even read the fucking play. A real Oedipus complex is about fucking MILFS.

Also, homosexuality is about SAME SEX relationships. How many fucking mothers do you know who ARE MALE? So that isn't linked to Oedipus Complex either. These are basic tennets of Freudilan anaylsis, if you are going to quote his bollocks at least say, "Bollocks" and not "Blocks".

Your comment essentially attempts to portray those that commit acts of oral sex as being immature and those that are homosexual as being immature. Shall I tell you what's really immature? Branding people immature because they do things you don't and trying to find justification in mis-quoted words. Most people use the Bible for such shite, at least you have branched out and read another book completely wrong.

How old are you? If you are over 18 and have been in any long term relationship I would be very very surprised. Come back and talk to me when you have had a few long term relationships with different people and tell me how you get on with you "I ain't doing Oral Sex love it's immature."

[Kat]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WELL SAID!!

[shai]

Have you ever read Sigmund Freud? The Oedipus Complex is when the infant is sexualy attracted to it's mother (for a boy). He gets mad at his father but then becomes scared that his father will find out. He is now in fear of castration. So he takes on the roll of his father. In other words he is straight. Got to go, quickly.

[daveytaylor]

Have you ever read Sigmund Freud? The Oedipus Complex is when the infant is sexualy attracted to it's mother (for a boy). He gets mad at his father but then becomes scared that his father will find out. He is now in fear of castration. So he takes on the roll of his father. In other words he is straight. Got to go, quickly.

You are on the right path but still way out.

But that's not what you said first time WAS IT?

Remember this:

Oral sex is reverting back to childhood tendancies.

Where does that come into Oedipus Complex? Answer: IT DOESN'T. Where is your evidence of this? Answer: No where. You are trying to justify your antiquated notions of Oral Sex by mis quoting Freud... EXACTLY WHAT I ACCUSED YOU OF YOU STUPID CUNT.

For example, homosexuality is immature because it is the product of an unresolved Oedipus Complex. In other words the infant did not distinguish the sex of it's parents.

Incorrect. Oedipus complex has nothing to do with the infants distinguishing sex. If the child wants to fuck his mother and fears his father's reaction to this HE HAS AN UNDERSTANDING OF THEIR GENDER. Have i got to draw you a fucking picture?

You know what you need? You need someone to give you head. Suck your cock until you explode your teenage jism over their face... believe me, you'd feel better.

After that... pick up a decent book and read it properly.

[guybgdon381]

shiola-totally agree with the whole its like tickling yourself

i did not think a straight guy would EVER want a dick in his mouth even if it was his own. none of the guys i would anyways. there are some things that should be left to chicks and giving head is one of them! :D
:D
I would not want another guys in my mouth.
However, like masturbation, it would be nice to try sucking my own.
Of course, I like a woman to do it, but it sure would be handy, in case no woman is available.
Don
\:D/

[washing up liquid]

lol, i saw a pic of a guy sucking his own cock it was right nice

[guybgdon381]

:lol:
Ty washing up liquid.
Didn't ypu offer to do it for him?
:wink:

[washing up liquid]

no no....its more fun that way i thought

[shai]

OK.

Fine.

I'll just pay some whore to suck cock till the cows come home. Maybe it'll teach me lesson so I'll stop being a rightfuly accused "STUPID CUNT."

Then I'll try my luck on "The Interpretation of Dreams."

Y'know, I'm already feeling better...

[imported_shiola]

Imagine how much better you'd feel if you could gobble on your own schnobble?

[poppet]

awww, think we've stumbled upon Bens pet name for his willy :oops:

[guybgdon381]

:D
You gave me a good idea poppet.
How about some one starting a forum on what they nick named there willy?
All the girls could tell the name they choose for their p---y. :?:
Although I think I have heard them all.
My wife calls mine " Mr. Ponork". :lol:

[imported_shiola]

Excellent idea sir, come hither - http://www.shiola.co.uk/forum/ftopic1282.html

[BlackSunshineAZ]

I can suck myself. First licked it at 13 and stopped, at 28 I made contact again and two years later I can do it. It's fun.

[Alien Stick]

humm...what does youe spooge taste like may i ask....

[washing up liquid]

take a pic black sunshine 4 me please!

[BlackSunshineAZ]

I do have pictures, but I don't think it would be appropriate to show them to a 15-year old...

[BlackSunshineAZ]

well, i was chatting to this guy and he asked for a pic, and i took one with my mobile and sent it to my email, then i emailed it to him, but then i decided not to waste the pic, so I showed it to every male i knew then posted it on my website. But then my mum found out, told my dad, and took my phone away from me and banned me off the computer for weeks, so when i emailed the guys i knew, they had deleted it, or never emailed me back.

Yikes! You actually did that? Is it normal for someone your age to do that? Maybe in England...

[washing up liquid]

no its not, cos i'm stupid,

[Alien Stick]

your not stupid..we all just make mistakes sometimes

[washing up liquid]

yer 4 me its al da time, but i dont care nemore, might as well live with it

[Alien Stick]

thats the spirt! i've learned that not caring makes for the best of life!

[washing up liquid]

lol

[Alien Stick]

what? is there something wrong with that?

[washing up liquid]

no no *smirks*

[BlackSunshineAZ]

so anyway, is there anybody else that can suck their own penis?

[Kat]

OH ME, pick me! Wait, I don't have a penis...

[Alien Stick]

i really don;t know if i would want to or not

[washing up liquid]

u do want 2! if i could lick my own pussy i'ld do it all da time, it would be like heaven!

[BlackSunshineAZ]

I have heard a few women claim they can lick themselves, but I haven't seen proof of it, so it's just a fantasy at this point.

Guys do have that extra length to work with, which makes it easier.

I've been working at if for a few years and am just about able to suck it without using my hands. Maybe then I'll start feeling some real pleasure. So far it just feels nice. It is a lot of fun, but I've never cum from a bj and am not sure if I could make myself cum this way.

I have a feeling that there are tens of thousands of guys that can do this, but few have admitted to it.

I hope to show off my talents someday for a lady that can appreciate it. I tried once though and wasn't able to do it.

[washing up liquid]

lol, wow, i wish i could get my ribs taken off then i could do it

[Alien Stick]

yeah, i still don't know it i would want to or not

[BlackSunshineAZ]

lol, wow, i wish i could get my ribs taken off then i could do it

It's a common misconception that removing your ribs will allow this. You've probably heard that Marilyn Manson had it done for that purpose, but that's bunk. They said the same thing about Prince 20 years ago.

For a guy to do it, you need to stretch out your legs, back, and neck. Most people aren't flexible enough to touch their own toes, but you can improve on that.

As for what a women needs to do, I don't know, but I've seen several contortionists that I wonder about. If they can't do it, nobody can.

[Far King Great]

lol, wow, i wish i could get my ribs taken off then i could do it

It's a common misconception that removing your ribs will allow this...For a guy to do it, you need to stretch out your legs, back, and neck...

Or just a longer dick.

[Kat]

I dunno.. I mean it would probably feel good, but I just don't think I could get off on it... half the excitement is having someone else doing that to you! And it seems like too much work, all that stretching and working up to being able to do it, then what if you don't like it?

[Far King Great]

I think its more fun to have someone else do that kinda stuff for you...

too right mate!!

[BlackSunshineAZ]

I dunno.. I mean it would probably feel good, but I just don't think I could get off on it... half the excitement is having someone else doing that to you! And it seems like too much work, all that stretching and working up to being able to do it, then what if you don't like it?

So what? You probably won't be doing this unless you have a real interest in in anyway, and if you fail, what have you lost? A little extra flexibility is good for you, especially as you get older.

Personally, I've had blow jobs from two girls and it was pleasurable and compared to doing it myself (although I can't nearly do it as good as they did), it is a much different sensation.

Would you still masturbate if someone offered to give you a handjob every now and then? I would. It isn't exactly the same thing.

[BlackSunshineAZ]

Or just a longer dick.

And just how would you do that?

If I had a 10-inch dick, I could suck myself easily without even trying. Alas, I am only 6 1/2. And I have a gut, so I am quite proud of the fact that I can do this as it seems that there are a lot of factors that supposedly prevent this, but I can do it anyway.

[Alien Stick]

wow...i've just had a handjob, and that was WAY much better than me doing it myself.

[washing up liquid]

who did a hand job to you t-dub! and neways i can do the splits adn i am really flexible, but i still cant lick meself

[BlackSunshineAZ]

Maybe it was his mom

I think this beautiful German contortionist can probably do herself, although I asked and she said it wasn't possible.

http://www.zlata.de

[Alien Stick]

my ex did...she wasn't even that good, but it was still better than doing it myself....maybe it becasue my hand was busy doing something else...

[BlackSunshineAZ]

It sounds like you need to improve your masturbation skills. It is widely accepted that a guy can do himself better than anyone else can. Maybe you are just more excited that someone else is involved...

[Alien Stick]

yeah, i think that was it...and like i said, my hand was busy doing something else...

[BlackSunshineAZ]

Well then, you aren't comparing the same two things then are you

[Alien Stick]

no, it was better when she did it, then when i did it...

[BlackSunshineAZ]

who did a hand job to you t-dub! and neways i can do the splits adn i am really flexible, but i still cant lick meself

So what position are you using?

My buddy's girlfriend told me that when she was like 15 she could touch her pubic hair with her tounge and tried many times to lick herself. But I guess she was a late bloomer because by the time she was 16 her breasts grew to a D-cup and they got in the way. She was into gymnastics a bit when she was younger and was pretty flexible. They were over at my place one night and she had taken several shots of vodka and I mentioned I could suck myself and she said "I tried to lick myself many times" and I asked her how she could do it and she proceeded to get on the floor (fully clothed) and lay on the floor, threw her legs up and over back behind her head, standing on her shoulders pretty much and was actually pretty close.

[Alien Stick]

wow.

[Kat]

hmm can't say I've ever tried... though now my DD's would get in the way LOL but yeah, I think that position would work if flexable enough and "small" enough.

[staticxess]

Oh yeah?
Well I'm sucking my huge 18" willie right now while I'm typing this
to yous. So there, top that one..... *gag* :(

[BlackSunshineAZ]

hmm can't say I've ever tried... though now my DD's would get in the way LOL but yeah, I think that position would work if flexable enough and "small" enough.

If anyone can do this, she's gotta be flat-chested and very thin. I don't think normal people can do it. You have to be a contortionist, and they have to work at it. However, Whoopi Goldberg claims she could do it when she was a little kid. That's not a pretty picture.

I didn't believe she (my friend) just grew into a D-cup until she showed me pictures of herself in high school before she had them. As far as I know, they are real, but you never know. I didn't know her back then. She is very damn skinny though, and typically skinny chicks don't have such big tits

[BlackSunshineAZ]

Oh yeah?
Well I'm sucking my huge 18" willie right now while I'm typing this
to yous. So there, top that one..... *gag* :(

Sure...prove it. I can

[Alien Stick]

i can't suck my 18 inch-er....tho that maybe because i don't have one quite that unhumanly big...

[BlackSunshineAZ]

I think if you had an 18-incher, you couldn't help but having it whack you in the face all day long

[Zorro]

i hear that the longest recorded human dick is 16 inches, and every time the dude gets a boner, he passes out.

[staticxess]

Yes it is all true! I go jogging and the damn thing slaps me in the face
leaving several mushroom shaped bruises on my forehead and I find often I do pass out not just from being cracked in the noggin while joggin but because it requires all the blood in my body and brain to keep it up. I'm thinking of trading it in for a somewhat smaller model.

[Sord]

To those people who think that if you suck yourself you are gay, do you think stroking yourself makes you gay? Just something to think about.

Honestly if I could, I would maybe once just to see, but I'll stick to my trusty hands, much less work and when you want it you don't want to take the time to stretch or whatever it takes to suck yourself.

My girlfriend is pretty religious and doesn't mind doing anything sexual...after marriage but we've done enough to at least give us each a little experience (other than sex, both virgins). Shes 18, I'm 19, and sex (or lack there-of) will not pull our love apart. We will both wait until after I graduate from college to get married, so sex will too.

Just letting you know that some people can live without sex (and sexual things) if they love each other enough and will get married in a few...years...as long as theres trusty ole hand.

Hello everyone btw!

[BlackSunshineAZ]

i hear that the longest recorded human dick is 16 inches, and every time the dude gets a boner, he passes out.

The biggest I know of that has been documented was 13 inches (in a medical journal). I suppose there may be bigger ones elsewhere in the world, but it may not have been reported.

[Enormous A$$]

i heard about the 16 inch one my bf has like 10 when its barely up it hurts! :cry: but i can lick myself i jus don't it hurts to stretch that much and id rather have sex

[washing up liquid]

yer i have tried everything i can lick my hairs down below but thats it, :(

[BlackSunshineAZ]

WUL...Seriously? That's pretty good. You're the second person I know that can do that

[Enormous A$$]

lol

[shai]

Once I overheard my dad writing down the penis size of one of his friends (trust me, he was just jokeing around)

Apparently, for an adult 6 inches is the average and 9" is big. Above that just plain hurts.

[Enormous A$$]

trust me 10 hurts for both people no matter how loose the girl is! ouch!!!!!!!!!

[dont_panic]

I can suck my dick. it's great :D

[washing up liquid]

yummy, post a pic

[Alien Stick]

that guy completely stole DontPanic's name!!

[Enormous A$$]

god i know!

[Alien Stick]

damn wench!

[imported_shiola]

Welcome dont_panic - are you dontpanic's arch nemesis?

[washing up liquid]

lol
no its long lost evil twin
get it rite!

[Alien Stick]

i think the average dick size is on the rise, cuz like i had a large discussin about that on the bus home from a rifle team match, and like most everyone was upwards of 6 inches, and like a few (well more than a few) were more than 8, like 10 and 11 inches

[trulyskrumptiouz]

How old were you when you could suck your own cock, Guy? Couldnt of been that long ago, since you remember how 'nice' it was!!

You're a dog!!

[Drunkpup]

i think the average dick size is on the rise, cuz like i had a large discussin about that on the bus home from a rifle team match, and like most everyone was upwards of 6 inches, and like a few (well more than a few) were more than 8, like 10 and 11 inches


I think, it is more in the realm of exageration. It's like fish stories, one-up-manship:

Bloke1: I caught a (insert irrevelant fish name) that was this big.

Bloke2: Well I caught one this big (holds hands 5 inches farther apart).

Bloke2 is a bastard, he never went fishing a day to stay.

[Hammer]

i think the average dick size is on the rise, cuz like i had a large discussin about that on the bus home from a rifle team match, and like most everyone was upwards of 6 inches, and like a few (well more than a few) were more than 8, like 10 and 11 inches

Interesting, probably not true, but at the end of the day there's no point in owning a ferrari if you can't drive it!

[dont_panic]

Welcome dont_panic - are you dontpanic's arch nemesis?


I might be his nemesis <evil laugh>, but what does "arch" mean in this sense? (I arch my back when I suck my own dick, though!)

[Shiola]

arch - as in your biggest rival.

[staticxess]

No I prefer to believe that
dont_panic is the "Mini Me" of dontpanic
And that would be a double conundrum since we're talking about willies here!
So I guess the question we should ask is..
Is dont_panic, dontpanic's willie posting in here?
But since dontpanic is a female
maybe dont_panic is her vibrator or dildo posting here when she sleeps?

?


LOL

[vonedaddy]

Either I'm too fat or my dick is too small... :)

[BlackSunshineAZ]

You can learn to do it

[dont_panic]

Black, don't give away the secret!!!

[dontpanic]

Would you look at that! It appears that I have a clone.

[Enormous A$$]

yep. there is a thread some where around here that everyone is mad at him for takin your name

[washing up liquid]

lol, my name is too boring too steel

[dontpanic]

Aww...there's a whole lotta love in here.

[washing up liquid]

yer and i'm not getting ne! :(

[BlackSunshineAZ]

Black, don't give away the secret!!!

Heck, I doubt if any of these people would be able to do it if I put instructions on here (which I won't do -- anyone interested enough can find it).

I need to get in shape because it's been six weeks since I've done it last and I've gained 8 pounds. Egads...I hope I haven't lost the ability because that would suck (no pun intended)

[Enormous A$$]

u realize thats kinda gayish to do to urself

[BlackSunshineAZ]

No, being gay means involving another person. Does masturbating make you gay?

[Enormous A$$]

no but sucking ur own cock is a lil wierd

[dont_panic]

When I tell a girl I'm with that I can suck my cock, she is usually like, "ewww , that's gay," or else, "That's hot." If she gets turned off by it, then I just figure that she has hang-ups about sex, is prudish, etc. If she gets hot and wants me to do it, then it's great "pre-foreplay" to more intense foreplay.

[Unforgiven]

I'd probably try it if i was able...

[Enormous A$$]

um its kool to b that flexable but its weird to actually do it n let me tell ya im so not a prude

[Alien Stick]

i don;t think i could do it..just kinda, really wierd

[dont_panic]

I'm weird? That's something I didn't know already. Thanks.

[BlackSunshineAZ]

Oh come on, if you could lick yourself you could.

[washing up liquid]

it looks great! man! if i could lick myself out!

[BlackSunshineAZ]

What looks great? What are you looking at?

[Enormous A$$]

i can do that but i dont

[dont_panic]

It's much better than regular masturbation, and there's a whole ego thing to it, especially when a girl watches and is like, "Holy shi(ola)!"

[washing up liquid]

lol it looks so fucking honry

[BlackSunshineAZ]

It's much better than regular masturbation, and there's a whole ego thing to it, especially when a girl watches and is like, "Holy shi(ola)!"

I tried to show a girl once and she was quite excited, but I couldn't do it then. My back was too stiff.

Holy shiola...I may start saying that instead of the other phrase.

[Jut]

I'm not sure i would want to, even if i could....I mean there is always the danger that you know how to give yourself the perfect blowjob and normal guy/gal blowjobs just don't do it for you anymore......it can cause a bit of a tiff if you can't cum for some reason.......it always ends up being because "you don't find her attractive anymore" or something else that feeds the gals insecuritys.

[Enormous A$$]

yes it does!

[BlackSunshineAZ]

oh hell, I don't know about that. I do have to say though that the women I've had BJs from weren't all that good.

[Jut]

i found that out the hard way unfortunatly.....i was taking some pills my doctor gave me which also have the nasty side effect of "delaying" you.....she was convinced her blow jobs were shit since she couldnt actually go long enough to spurt the yogurt since her jaw got all sore :( and sex started to become hard work and not really worth the 2 or so hours it took to 'finish' :(

[BlackSunshineAZ]

I've never come from it. With one, I was almost there but couldn't for some reason. The other was kind of painful because her teeth were rubbing against me and I made her stop.

[guybgdon381]

When all else fails, I love a good hand job.

[Jut]

nah they dont do it for me.....only i can do them well

[guybgdon381]

It appears that you never had had a good hand job, by a woman.
My wife works my cock like a violin.
Apparently you should teach the girls the way you give yourself one.
A nice tender hand of a woman, is far better than your own.
I was given my first hand job by my wife, when we were first dating.
She has become an expert at it.
http://www.sweetecstacy.com/tutorial/handjob.htm
Don

[washing up liquid]

hell i'm not reading all that
so...

[Jut]

It appears that you never had had a good hand job, by a woman.
My wife works my cock like a violin.
Apparently you should teach the girls the way you give yourself one.
A nice tender hand of a woman, is far better than your own.
I was given my first hand job by my wife, when we were first dating.
She has become an expert at it.
http://www.sweetecstacy.com/tutorial/handjob.htm
Don
ha anychance i could borrow your wife? :grin: (just kidding)!
quite an informative article to be honest and should be printed inside every girl mag worldwide! i guess the problem with my ex's are they have tended to have little hands and it just wasn't snug enough....missing cruicial places as a result......that led to a few "whats wrong with me, don't you find me attractive anymore" moments

[Jut]

hell i'm not reading all that
so...
read it dammit! :p

[dont_panic]

shuttlecock, anyone?

[guybgdon381]

hell i'm not reading all that
so...
Well washing up. as they say, knowledge is power.
Don

[Spekkio]

lolz hay guyz how do i suck my dick? lool

[guybgdon381]

lolz hay guyz how do i suck my dick? lool
Well, you might break your back trying.
Why not let a girl do it for you.
Don

[dont_panic]

I think it might be easier to suck your cock if you meet these conditions:

1) not very tall
2) longer than average cock
3) in decent shape

[Jut]

4) flexable

[washing up liquid]

lol thats mr right

[man2man]

i can do it
i think its what keeps me gay
if i cant have cock i can have my own
keeps me flexible too

[washing up liquid]

ohh so u r a guy!

[Enormous A$$]

ya only one wud say that

[BlackSunshineAZ]

There's talk of a selfsucker convention in Las Vegas in July. I am curious if they actually have it.

[dont_panic]

I think it's true and it's only attended by straight guys looking to make friends. Will you go?

[BlackSunshineAZ]

I don't think so. I think it's going to be mostly gay men, and I am not looking to hook up

[dont_panic]

I'll bet that most guys who attend can't self-suck, but they are gay and just want to meet guys who can.

[guybgdon381]

I'll bet that most guys who attend can't self-suck, but they are gay and just want to meet guys who can.
I guess if they learn how, they might not pass STD around to other guys.
That would be hilarious, seeing a room full of guys, sucking their own cocks.
Wish someone would sneak in with a camera and post a picture of it in the News Paper. Ha Ha.
Don

[Drunkpup]

I guess if they learn how, they might not pass STD around to other guys.
That would be hilarious, seeing a room full of guys, sucking their own cocks.
Wish someone would sneak in with a camera and post a picture of it in the News Paper. Ha Ha.
Don

Oh, that's a picture I do not want to see. :teabag:

GET THIS OFFENDING IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD! :spank:

[BlackSunshineAZ]

I'll bet that most guys who attend can't self-suck, but they are gay and just want to meet guys who can.

They said you're going to have to prove it before they let you in.

I can't imagine what they'd say on the billboard outside the hotel. It's not quote COMDEX you know.

I seriously don't think this is ever going to happen. There was an attempt to do this years ago and it failed, so I heard.

[dont_panic]

If there aren't women there, then I can't see any reason why a straight guy would step within a mile of the place.

[man2man]

tru but plenti of reason why i might be intrested

[BlackSunshineAZ]

If there aren't women there, then I can't see any reason why a straight guy would step within a mile of the place.

Well I guess they won't be sending you an invitation then

[BlackSunshineAZ]

Anyway, do you think girls can lick themselves too? Hmmm....maybe this picture might convince you

[dont_panic]

That is an incredible picture!~ The poor girl still can't seem to reach though and it looks like she is trying so hard.

[Hammer]

Why would she need to lick herself? Maybe her friend could help her out without trying to break her legs.

[dchot]

That looks very painfull

[guybgdon381]

Anyway, do you think girls can lick themselves too? Hmmm....maybe this picture might convince you
This looks like a school for licking yourself.
No girls here ever admit to trying. lol

[washing up liquid]

i can get that far, dont mean u can lick

[guybgdon381]

i can get that far, dont mean u can lick
Keep trying washing up.
It might be worth it, to feel it. mmm
Don

[dont_panic]

It's got to be impossible for a girl to lick herself, but I'd love to watch one try.

[BlackSunshineAZ]

This looks like a school for licking yourself.
No girls here ever admit to trying. lol

I don't know abouy that. These are professional contorsionists

[washing up liquid]

lol
nah i cant
i think it is immpossible

[BlackSunshineAZ]

I'd say it's impossible, but I've seen stranger things so you never know. Anyone who can do this could end up being the most famous porn star in history.

[washing up liquid]

woho! i better start practising lol

[man2man]

it wuld be amazin 2 see sum1 lik their own ass

[washing up liquid]

now that is impossible and dank

[BlackSunshineAZ]

it wuld be amazin 2 see sum1 lik their own ass

I suppose. Maybe you should try to do that. I don't necessarily want to see that though.

[guybgdon381]

If she has a long tongue, she can do this.
http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/3f8403e6_8e70/bc/My+Girl/Smiley.gif?bf9qNBCByeHIEmZR
Don

[BlackSunshineAZ]

I saw a picture of a girl in an old Life magazine from the 1930s that could rest her privates on her forehead. Of course, that is still a few inches from being able to lick it.

[washing up liquid]

lol
wots so hot about that balck?

[BlackSunshineAZ]

That picture wasn't particularly hot. But it showed that it is possible to do it. She was naked though

[dont_panic]

Hey Black, how far down your shaft can you go? In the morning, I can go further

[Jut]

you can prob go further in the morning because your vertebrate space out while you sleep.....try measuring your height in the morning and compare it with your height in the evening....you usually gain and loose an inch within the day

[guybgdon381]

you can prob go further in the morning because your vertebrate space out while you sleep.....try measuring your height in the morning and compare it with your height in the evening....you usually gain and loose an inch within the day
What if you broke your back sucking yourself off???
Can you imagine going to the hospital that way?
Don

[BlackSunshineAZ]

Hey Black, how far down your shaft can you go? In the morning, I can go further

I thought you didn't want to talk about this because you're not gay? You refused to join my discussion group on the subject.

To answer your question, I can only get the head in. I am working on doing better, but there's no way I can do it in the morning. I tried that once and didn't come close, and by back was sore for two days. It works much better for me at night. I last did this two nights ago.

[BlackSunshineAZ]

What if you broke your back sucking yourself off???
Can you imagine going to the hospital that way?
Don

I don't think anybody's ever done that. If so, he is an idiot for trying to go further than his body would allow. It takes a serious amount of pressure to break your back and is not very likely to happen. You can hurt your back though, such as getting a herniated disc, but that's far from a broken back.

[chou_69]

omg sucking our own dick, sorry but thats just a bit too far, leave it for a girl !

[Jut]

What if you broke your back sucking yourself off???
Can you imagine going to the hospital that way?
Don
heh prob similar stories as the people who turn up to A&E with a bottle of beer stuck up their arse.
"i slipped"

[washing up liquid]

omg sucking our own dick, sorry but thats just a bit too far, leave it for a girl !

lol
but u still wank

[chou_69]

hehe u mean we wank ourselves? in trueness though wanking is a common thing done by most lads who dont get jacked off, sucking your own dick is abnormal and shudnt be done, like i said, leave it for a girl;)

[man2man]

I suppose. Maybe you should try to do that. I don't necessarily want to see that though.

no i meant like wuldnt it b amazin, like the feat of sum 1 actually bein able 2 do that?
not for the sake of eatin ur own ass, thats sick, i dont wanna c that either

[washing up liquid]

i mean wots so hot about arse sex? its tight i suppose but shitty! eewwwwww

also licking ur own shit is worse

[chou_69]

might not be shitty if it was clean . . . . .
i personaly aint got no probs with anal ;)

[washing up liquid]

wot!!
have u had sex in pussy and anal then?

[chou_69]

neva said that !

[washing up liquid]

did u get shit on ur cock?

[chou_69]

;) ;)

[washing up liquid]

ewww how in hells did she do that stick her hands up her bum?

[chou_69]

tbh, i dont really know! just as long as she did it!

[man2man]

i like it wen sum1 else does it
nearly broke my neck once tryin dat

[washing up liquid]

i like it wen sum1 else does it
nearly broke my neck once tryin dat

eww trying what!

[crazyrussian]

good question WUL

or do we really want to know?

[washing up liquid]

lol i am intrgued!

[man2man]

man u guys r dense sumtimes, wat is dis thread bout again? cum on.

[Shiola]

Some people here have the memory of a goldfish.

[Jut]

and the spelling abilities of a dyslexic 4 year old

[Shiola]

wot iz dis fred abaut?

[Hammer]

diz fred eez abowt 23 payges

[washing up liquid]

hey jut u saying i cant spell that good? i know i cant but u still know what i am saying!

[staticxess]

? Hoo n wot u guyz talkn bot now

[washing up liquid]

hey i dont speak like that all da time

[staticxess]

JK..lol

[69 SIX-T NYNE 69]

i've tried to suck my cock... i'm to fucking tall! damn me! damn me!

[dont_panic]

I guess this is the one time not being tall works in my favor. hip, hip...

[crazyrussian]

and the spelling abilities of a dyslexic 4 year old


dat wuold eb me

[usedtodogym]

i can suck my own cock but i dont choose to cuz i cant get far enough down to be satisfied...and just cuz you suck your own cock doesn't mean you're gay

[donald14624]

i can suck my own cock but i dont choose to cuz i cant get far enough down to be satisfied...and just cuz you suck your own cock doesn't mean you're gay
You mean you can't deep throat yourself???
Don

[Shiola]

Hi usedtodogym - welcome to the forum, and it's good to know that going down the gym gave you a lot of flexibility to get down there. I'm happy if I can touch my toes, let alone anything else.

[washing up liquid]

i can suck my toes

[Shiola]

i can suck my toes

If there ever was a sentence to attract every perv and freak on the internet, that was it.

[crazyrussian]

hahah true
be careful of what you say WUL...


but on the other hand so can i...but i wouldn't...thats dissgusting

[donald14624]

i can suck my toes
No Comment Rose

[washing up liquid]

wot? every1 can do it

[poop skid]

If there ever was a sentence to attract every perv and freak on the internet, that was it.


and shortly thereafter...



Quote:
Originally Posted by washing up liquid
i can suck my toes


No Comment Rose


thank you and goodnight.

[cookie monster]

Toe jam anyone?

[chou_69]

i love cookies! specialy white ones with white choc chips in em! :D:P

[desertfox]

wot? every1 can do it

Let's see a picture...

By the way you misspelled "cactus"

[Zorro]

i love cookies! specialy white ones with white choc chips in em! :D:P

yay! random cookie talk!

[crazyrussian]

is zorro repeating herself?

[Hammer]

Herself repeating Zorro is

[Zorro]

no, the first time i said 'yay! random cookie talk!'
the second time i said 'yay, more random cookie talk!!'
its different!!


no, the first time i said 'yay! random cookie talk!'
the second time i said 'yay, more random cookie talk!!'
its different!!

no, the first time i said 'yay! random cookie talk!'
the second time i said 'yay, more random cookie talk!!'
its different!!

[Hammer]

Yes you are right, I'll withdraw the law suit I was about to bring against you for mental torture.

[washing up liquid]

i'm confuzzled

[staticxess]

So ridiculoso. Got milk?

[Hammer]

*throws camel out of window*

What you looking at?

[donald14624]

wot? every1 can do it

Can do what Rose?