vhnj,vnkbm.mk,/.

[Carlos]

ghkhhj,nm,

[daveytaylor]

I am talking about having sex with consenting animals.

How do you know they are consenting?

You: "Hey Mr Monkey fancy a shag?"

Monkey: "Oook."

You: "I'll take that as a yes."

[daveytaylor]

In fact, could you imagine if you could understand if they said yes or no.

Imagine the damage to people's self esteem if a monkey said "no"?

[Carlos]

bjk;ljkl;/.;kl/

[imported_shiola]

Obviously, no. As Dave points out, how can they consent?

I'd like to see the roles reveresed and that Orangutan in your avatar enforce his great ape loving techniques upon your delicate behind....remember, 'Oook' means 'Yes'.

[Carlos]

glbjkn;.mbl/ ./

[imported_shiola]

It's all or nothing mate. You can't be for hetreo animal loving and be Gay-Animal-Phobic.

Orangutans have loads of hair so he'll keep you warm in your post-coital hug.

[Carlos]

vhjlvb;njk.bmk/.

[daveytaylor]

I suppose you are right, after all it is the 21st century.
OK I will agree to gay animal sex being allowed as well although it does go against my Christian beliefs.

You're just scared that the orangutang will say no.

[poppet]

that is disgusting !
You are suggesting that a male ape makes love to me ?




HAHAHAHA, "make love"? HAHAHAHAHAHA

awww ......bless.

carlos is looking for more than a fuck me thinketh! :lol:

[lillost]

when any of you have experienced this provocative action...and violated your pets...then get back to me...until then....it's disgusting

[poppet]

so if we DID shag our pets it won't be disgusting any more?

[Carlos]

jkl;jk;mnl/

[dontpanic]

if karma is to be believed, then you will likely have a serious fall which causes you to hit your head and puts you in a coma on your kitchen floor. you will stay that way for weeks and nobody will check on you. your cats will go without food. eventually, they will begin to eat the flesh off of you and you wil come out of your coma long enough to recognize that your arms and legs have been eaten off by your own pets.

now, i'm not saying that i wish this on you.... i'm just saying that it's something to think about....

[imported_shiola]

They should make a movie about that, 'When Your Pets Eat Your Arms And Legs Off'.

[Carlos]

xwetasrg

[dontpanic]

keep telling yourself that, meatball.

[imported_shiola]

Leave this thread alone and it'll soon go away.

[Carlos]

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[daveytaylor]

I think you lot are suppressing your true feelings

Yeah, maybe you're right. I'll be more open in future...

I think you're a cunt who is desperately trying to be funny while also trying to shock people.

How's that for open?

[Carlos]

I love you Dave and wish i could be more like you.
You are my hero.

[poppet]

careful Dave, he'll soon want you on all fours barking like a dog :wink: