adult entertaiment audtions

[mayhem_souljha]

hey every1!! does any1 know or have any contacts for any1 in the adult biz looking for a male model/actor?
5ft 11
blue eyes,
long blonde hair,
muscular ripped psyique,
(pics available)

or is there any woman that wanna get started in the biz or are thinking of trying sumthing extreme???
if any1 could help me out i will owe u 1 big time!
wez

[professor puke]

hi, mayhem. you've come to the right place because i intend to embark upon a rewarding career in the industry myself. i've already propositioned don't_panic and some other supersluts among the shiola fanbase regarding prioity seats on the casting couch. response seems promising. if you know a black, male performer wwith soft, blond hair who would like to apear in my first feature titled, "Cuckoo For Cocoa Cocks," please do not hesitate to disclose his contact information. we intend to start shooting 'Cocoa Cocks' in october

thanks a million,
derek bullington

[poppet]

*jumps up and down shouting "pick me, pick me"*

[daveytaylor]

Someone from Wolverhampton trying to get into porn.

Excellent.

[imported_shiola]

Hi Mayhem,

Good luck, think of Wolverhampton if you've approached the vinegar stroke a little early.

[daveytaylor]

Even better is that while I now live in Wolverhampton I spent the first twenty years of my life in Darlaston. Now if you do a search for Darlaston on the Internet the first link is usually a gay sauna which doubles as a swingers club.

[mayhem_souljha]

haha darlaston is right by me....wonderful place :p , c`mon tho dude how many porn stars do u kno in wolves :p

[MissMayhem]

Umm Mr Mayhem are we related? :shock: I feel a Jerry Springer chant coming on...Jerrrrry. Jerrrry, Jerrrrrry! :lol:

[dontpanic]

What the? Hey, did I hear my name?

[mayhem_souljha]

haha no way mrs mayhem! i av a mrs lol,...funni man cuz im moving to perth australia next year lol

[MissMayhem]

Perth is a loooong way from Sydney Mr Mayhem :D But good on ya for moving to the BEST place on earth :wink:

[mayhem_souljha]

yea i kno aussie is awsomeeee, fine girls,beaches muhaha, wats the metal scene like ther...and the porn 1! lol
still avin no luck man :(