hello earth people

[C_Lee_Farquhar]

greetings earthlings

we find your interweb most amusing

our race has progressed and now we communicate telepathically

this has advanced our civilisation dramatically, with all knowledge shared collectively

but it's a bugger when you need some peace and quiet to read the Sun and have a ciggie

[imported_shiola]

Your telepathy doesn't run on Windows does it?

Welcome fellow being. Can I suggest a few people here on Earth that should be beamed up and probed by your egghead scientists? Feel free to discard of them in space, they are surplus to requirements down here.

Your shopping list is as follows;
Lawrence Llywelllynnn Bowen
George Bush
Blue
The Chuckle Brothers
Richard Simmons
Ma$e
Michael Jackson (leave the monkey and any kids in the vacinity though)
Cliff Richard

Gracious thanks my little green and bug eyed friend.

[mizzcase]

Can you beam me up? And perform kinky experiments on me? ;)

[C_Lee_Farquhar]

Can you beam me up? And perform kinky experiments on me? ;)
i am sure we can accommodate you mizznutcase
but will need photographic evidence in order to prepare the right size probes...

[imported_shiola]

Yeah, these aliens aren't stupid.

[Smileys]

Yeah, these aliens aren't stupid.

unlike most humans, unfortunately.