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sofa_king_we_Todd_id
26th July 2004, 05:03 PM
ok has anyone here ever had a farting contest with a buddy?? well whats you longest time my record is 32 seconds!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
poppet
26th July 2004, 05:25 PM
no one can squeeze that long!!

i should know, i've given birth :wink:
mizzcase
26th July 2004, 05:35 PM
Yeah your asshole must be the size of a pin if u farted that long
sirgiles
27th July 2004, 02:25 AM
You should be thus able to:

1) Hit top C above the stave
2) Shatter wine glasses like Ella Fitzgerald did for a TV commercial years ago..she did it by singing..
3) Perhaps the military might be interested...
sofa_king_we_Todd_id
30th July 2004, 03:04 PM
Yeah your asshole must be the size of a pin if u farted that long

HOW DIDI YOU KNOW DID YOU FIND MY ASS ON THE WEB?!?!?!?!?!
mizzcase
30th July 2004, 08:37 PM
You'd be surprised where computer makers can kide webcams these day...for instance..the copying machine at your work.