Felicitations

[urbanian]

Hello, I am Ian. I am on a twelve step program to nearly get to the top of the stairs.

I am a left-handed attention whore from London and I run

http://www.socialscrutiny.org

and

http://www.trepanning.tv

[imported_shiola]

Ian, I'll help feed your exhaustive attention seeking whoring by turning around, looking you square in the eyes and addressing you with the following;

'That's a nice pair of sites you got out for the lads'.

My Mum is left handed at writing, but she slices bread with her right hand - if this was 1655, she'd be burnt at the stake in a town square whilst we chucked cabbages at her.

A friend of mine works at the local DSS in Worthing and she says it's shit, obviously, but my story is that someone went there once and called it 'The Cantina' after that bar of 'wretched scum and villanary' at the beginning of Star Wars because everyone looks like a freak....including my mate...only joking.....no I'm not....freak.

Do you enjoy running? I hate running. Another mate says he's going to do the London marathon next year, you ever done that?

May I end this introductory post by injecting you in the eyeballs with the warmest liquid hospitality and shove the pills of welcomeness down your throat, and as you lie there in shock not being able to see or swallow, I give you the enema of efriendship.......and yes, both my hands are on your shoulders as I apply the aforementioned treatment.

[mizzcase]

Hey welcome I just joined yesterday. Nice sites.

[urbanian]

Thanks guys. Glad you like them.

Thanks for the enema of efriendship, shiola. I used to live in Worthing when I was a kid - it's a similar feeling to the enema...

[imported_shiola]

Ha, ha, ha, yeah. No shit, where were you? I'm from East Worthing mate - don't mess!! St. Andrews school.

[urbanian]

West I'm afraid: Just above Tarring. Years agon now (almost 30 actuallly) - my big bro went to Durrington High and I went to Seldon and then Thomas a Becket Junior

[imported_shiola]

It's a small world.

You can take the boy out of Worthing, but you can't....OK, maybe you can.