Standard Greeting

[SaxonInTexas]

Hello

I'm a pasty, approaching over the hill Brit who was raised in Ireland and has lived in Texas for the last 4 years.
I prefer animal over people and use my festering hatred of humanity to fuel my volcanic and unpredictable mood swings.

I like Cheese.

[imported_shiola]

Hey! A fellow Brit in Yanksville. I'm in Detroit but actually from Brighton (well, Worthing, but everyone knows Brighton).

How can we adequately boil up your hadred of humanity so you spew a verbal attack on all mankind on this here forum? I actually prefer vegetables over animals and people - they don't take up any effort and you can eat them if they annoy you.

I love cheese too, but this Swiss and American cheese really brings me down. It's liquidized plastic, diluted with piss. I'm not a strong cheese freak or nuffink, but a good cheddar with some fresh French bread would hit the spot right now.

Welcome again sir. I hope you find every to your tastes (design, layout, functionality and fellow members not included).

[SaxonInTexas]

Brighton eh? Wink wink, Nudge nudge....say no more ......

Nice to meet you too, thanks for the welcome.

[imported_shiola]

Ha, ha, ha - and I said I preferred vegetables.

Got to go, getting my eyebrows waxed.