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[Anonymous]

Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!


Yes well. hmm first post.. ::sideglane::

:?: ::CACKLE::

[InannaBlues]

That would have been me.. posting for the first time. Hmph.

:: Positions mirror and glares once more::

[poop skid]

I never pull up more.




Oh Shit, I just realized that my dues on my domain name are due like... today. or tomorrow. Woah. better pay them.

[imported_shiola]

Did you ever notice when you've logged into a forum, make a post, then realise the stupid forum has kicked you out for no good reason? What kind of fucking wanking cunt web person runs a forum like that?

People that don't indicate piss me off big time. I fucking hate them. If you do it, then I hate you...I don't care who you are, I hate you if you don't use your indicators when driving.

If you drive around, don't indicate and have your forum url on your car, then I visit to make a post expressing my disgust, then I get kicked out for no good reason.....Jesus! It hasn't happened yet, but if it ever did....I'd have to blow you up.

ps. Welcome InannaBlues btw, nice to see you.

[poop skid]

Indicators. does not compute.


OH, BLINKERS. TURN SIGNALS. yes, those things.

[dontpanic]

what i find interesting is that when i get in the car in the morning, i have to adjust the rearview mirror up a little to get a good view and then... after a long day at work, i have to adjust it downward a little. i noticed that i was doing this awhile back and it sickened me that my job took so much out of me that i don't sit upright in the seat at the end of the day.

so very sad.

[imported_shiola]

Yeah, turn signals.

DP - that has to be the surest sign that you are due for a change in employment.

[poop skid]

"HOLY SHIT! I'm shrinking...."

[dontpanic]

don't i know it!

[poop skid]

How tall are you, anyway? Before work, that is.

[dontpanic]

2 inches shorter than i always wanted to be... luckily, i have shoes that make up the difference.

[imported_shiola]

...and a job that takes that difference away.

[dontpanic]

yeah, it took it out of me again today...

we had a blood drive at work today and ouch.... usually it never hurts, but this time, they thought it would be better to take the blood from my right arm - even though i suggested the left one. anyway, they stuck me...and stuck me...and stuck me. and then she pulled the needle out and realized that she had gotten some skin tissue in the needle. so, perhaps she did hit the vein but nothing would go through the needle. so, she put a bandage on my arm and secured an ice pack to it.

amazingly, i still wanted to donate, so i suggested that they try the left arm. i think she was shocked that i would allow her to stick me again even though she had already missed several times. but, when she stuck me in the vein i told her to, she got it the first time.

moral to the story?

1. make people do what you tell them to do
2. getting repeatedly stuck with a needle in the same arm really hurts

[imported_shiola]

When Shiola makes more money, I'm going to offer you a job that doesn't require your blood or your height....






















....just your soul.

[poop skid]

pick me! pick me!

[dontpanic]

work for shiola? for as much trouble i have staying logged in, shouldn't i already be on the payroll?