How to pee like a man

[stevanh]

http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/acelazer/Funnies/female_pee.jpg[/img]

[Alien Stick]

interesting picture...

[washing up liquid]

lol i want to pee standing up!

[dontpanic]

I've been saying it for years (well, two years at least) and the topic is back again! It is the circle of life. For further discussion:

http://www.shiola.co.uk/forum/ftopic35.html

[washing up liquid]

lol

[Alien Stick]

i do love being able to whip it out tho...

[washing up liquid]

i know u can just about do it everywere, 4 us girls u have to squat if ur desperate and end up pieing on ur trainers......not like it happens to me......k it was when i was 12

[Alien Stick]

wow..we learn quite embarrasing things about people on this site...well in that case i'll open up too...i wasn't potty trained till i was 4...wow

[dontpanic]

Um....I shit in my pants a year and a half ago. But I have to say that three or four bottles of wine and the FIFA World Cup were involved.

[Alien Stick]

wow...as you get older you'll be doing more and more of that too

[dontpanic]

Quite likely. However, I'm hoping that the next time it happens, I won't have gone out of state to visit a friend and neglected to bring a change of pants. I made it out of the house with shirts, underwear, and extra shoes...but no pants other than the khakis I was wearing.

[dontpanic]

I blame those people I didn't know who forced my friend and I to go down to a party at the pool. I also blame the Dallas Wine Festival that had given my friend about 250 bottles of free wine for volunteering at the festival. And I blame the desire to see the Mexican soccer team play live, which ended up being 6:30 AM in Dallas.

[Alien Stick]

can't you just admit you were the one that caused it, after all it eeked from your bum, did it not?

[washing up liquid]

i also once pied myself in a grave yard cos there was no loos, i was 12

[washing up liquid]

when i was 12 all da bad things happened 2 me

[Alien Stick]

wow...when i was 12 i got my first unicycle

[dontpanic]

can't you just admit you were the one that caused it, after all it eeked from your bum, did it not?

I could, but what good would that do for me?

[Zorro]

True

[Alien Stick]

ahh, i see your point

[washing up liquid]

lol

[Enormous A$$]

i peed in pe class in like 3rd grade cuz my coach wouldnt let me go to the bathroom no matter how much the principal told her to let me go! i wanna p like a girl so that doesnt happen again