MY BROTHER LIKES TO SUCK SCROTUM

[Anonymous]

HI! well i jsut thought id share the fact that my brother is a full on , complete chode licker. but u wana know the sad thing my friends he likes it! HOT DAMN id go as far as to say that he luuuuuuuvvvvsss it and he neeeeeedssss it. If you have ne tips on how to un chodeify my brother please share these ideas with me becuase i dont know if i can stand his homosexual habits anylonger.
thank you

[imported_shiola]

So he does it infront of you and you watch whilst touching yourself?

[Anonymous]

well u have got me there, i REALLY get off watching family members pleasure other people!!!!! hmmm if u didnt catch that , that was sarcastic............just for ur info there, But hey im sure u havea ur sick fetish wat is it a foot fetish, u like it kinky ? huh!

[dontpanic]

it is probably a good thing that you told shiola you were being sarcastic. those 5 exclamation marks you used could have been construed as pure excitement.

[Anonymous]

well it may have been pure excitment but youll never know will you? unless i tell you..........and the answer would be no it wasnt pure excitment. IM not really sure wat it was........... ive managed to confuse myself.

[sexkitten]

HI! well i jsut thought id share the fact that my brother is a full on , complete chode licker. but u wana know the sad thing my friends he likes it! HOT DAMN id go as far as to say that he luuuuuuuvvvvsss it and he neeeeeedssss it. If you have ne tips on how to un chodeify my brother please share these ideas with me becuase i dont know if i can stand his homosexual habits anylonger.
thank you

Hey i was wondering wat your adress is cus i nnnneeeeeedddd it tooo. contact me cuz i need a ass licker/sucker ok? Ty. FUCK MY ASS BABY!!

[Anonymous]

By any chance is your brother Dave Harper, because he also like to suck scrotum. He worries me, and not much worries the Robot Chubby :twisted:

[poop skid]

it is probably a good thing that you told shiola you were being sarcastic. those 5 exclamation marks you used could have been construed as pure excitement.



I love you. Marry me?

[Anonymous]

(a shit link that went nowhere) :D :D great pics just if you wanted to know

[Anonymous]

bollocks, a bollock lover. Now there's a though, a guy who loves scrotums. Far as I can see the only place mine have gotten me is painful situations.

To un-chodefiy him, erm, embarass him? Get your mates round then walk in on him or summat? It's up to you how you do it but a red faced boy is usally not happy.

especially with their pants down (except obvious situations you all just thought of)

[imported_shiola]

You blagging bitch - that link is shite and I'm going to delete it as soon as I can figure out how.

[poop skid]

You damn English folk and your non-english. It's UN-English I say!

[Confucious]

Huh what???

Brightears has missed the point, gone mental or (other)

Perhaps he has a comment on English people he'd like to share...

I'm Irish so i'd love to hear

[imported_shiola]

I've totally lost the thread of this thread.

Can someone give a brief synopsis?....a 'Dummies Guide' if you like.

[poop skid]

This Thread for Dummies:

I farted on Ben's face, and he loved it.


The End.

[imported_shiola]

:whdat:

'secretly' loved it.

[dontpanic]

poop: thread for dummies? NICE! been away awhile since my Oklahoma State Cowboys are rocking the NCAA tourney. man, i love college basketball. was that a marriage proposal i missed in there?

shiola: not so 'secret' anymore.

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[imported_shiola]

This NCAA tournament has given me the word 'Bracketology'. I had no idea what anyone was going on about when they said 'I've just done my brackets'. eh?

For normal people, 'doing your brackets' is when you have a knockout competition and you try to predict who will win and go through to each round. Like when you predict who will win the FA Cup or World Cup, or Wimbledon, etc.

I must admit, I've grown to like the term though.

How are your brackets dontpanic? (Without it sounding like a double entendre - "that's a lovely set of brackets you got yourself there darling!").

[dontpanic]

my brackets are pretty much crap. i am in something like 3rd place in my office pool, but i can't win because all of us at the top have essentially the same picks. one coworker has 3 of the final 4 teams. i have 2 and i think whoever is in second place has 2 also. you gotta love the science of bracketology.

that being said, i don't care that i won't win because my boys are still in it! i want them to win so bad that i can taste it. (incidentally, i am eating supper while writing this, so victory tastes like cinnamon toast cereal). i am a rabid fan of sports and my alma mater. and i love coach eddie sutton. i don't want him to retire without a championship. so this tourney has been great to me. even my supervisor let me take off work to go home and watch the games when they started in the early afternoon.

[Anonymous]

buy my socks shoes and tights
pandoras_panties@hotmail.com :P

[imported_shiola]

Without seeing a picture of you? You must be Clarence Razy!

[poop skid]

my brackets are pretty much crap. i am in something like 3rd place in my office pool, but i can't win because all of us at the top have essentially the same picks. one coworker has 3 of the final 4 teams. i have 2 and i think whoever is in second place has 2 also. you gotta love the science of bracketology.

that being said, i don't care that i won't win because my boys are still in it! i want them to win so bad that i can taste it. (incidentally, i am eating supper while writing this, so victory tastes like cinnamon toast cereal). i am a rabid fan of sports and my alma mater. and i love coach eddie sutton. i don't want him to retire without a championship. so this tourney has been great to me. even my supervisor let me take off work to go home and watch the games when they started in the early afternoon.


Yeah, you did miss a marriage proposal earlier. But here's another one since Cinnamon Toast Crunch equates supper to you:

Will you MARRY ME?!!

[mousch]

;_; and I missed this enlightening conversation for a lousy economic development dinner?!
First of all, 'chode'- that's sure not a homo slur I've heard before ^^
Second of all - get over yourself. What reason do you have to dictate your brother's life? get your own you nosy lowlife.
Third of all- I for one have mo problem with scrotum. Unfortunately, my bf thinks that tickles so he LAUGHS which doesn't exactly make me feel like the awesomely hot sex goddess I am (Stupid scrotums, they ruin everything. at least they look funny)
Fourth of all - again. GET OVER YOURSELF.
Fifth - homos are WAY cooler than close-minded backwater hicks who think they can "un-chode-ify" their brothers. They're probably more gramatically correct and subtle, too.
You know, real subtlety as opposed to your brand, which closely resembles a BRICK OT THE HEAD.

[poop skid]

I think you've failed to account for, mousch, the apparent fact that she wasn't serious.. I assume it's a she, but hey, I assume everybody is a she.

[dontpanic]

wow, i can't believe this thread is back in the mix. i thought my cinnamon toast crucnh as supper comment had silenced it for good. i must rethink my dinner habits.

[imported_shiola]

Yeah! Let's resurrect some old threads.

This one lost me a few posts ago. Poop - I need another brief synopsis.

[mousch]

mmm, cinnamon toast crunch!
I was pissy yesterday, a bunch of people were trying to make me believe homos are wrong. My claws were out ^^

[poop skid]

Yeah! Let's resurrect some old threads.

This one lost me a few posts ago. Poop - I need another brief synopsis.


Okay.

This Thread for Dummies, Chapter One:

Your brother got drunk and fell asleep, naked for some reason or another with his shoes and socks on, and you took a picture of his scrotum hanging out while he was in the fetal position. Then I farted on your face and you double un-secretly loved it. Possibly we'll have a fart orgy on Ben's face soon.

[imported_shiola]

Looking forward to that day, my brothers and sisters.

Free baked beans and boiled cabage alround.

[Anonymous]

for the guy who said homosexuality is not a sin, it is clearly a sin in the bible. hello. if you don't believe it then i feel bad for you really, and you;d do better not to have much sympathy for perpetual sinners. here is a link for a webpage proving that you are an idiot basically:

http://believers.org/tr101.htm

thanks a million,
derek bullington

[imported_shiola]

'Derek' is a lovely name. I'm a man, you're a man, let's make man-love all night. I want you to read chapters from the Bible with my cock in your mouth....

Do you shave your arse cheeks?

I have lubricant.

[poop skid]

I have another sneaking suspiscion that it was Mr. Puke right there.


I win!!

[Alien Stick]

yeah...this is not a site for religious people...well at least not this part of the forum...

[daveytaylor]

HI! well i jsut thought id share the fact that my brother is a full on , complete chode licker. but u wana know the sad thing my friends he likes it! HOT DAMN id go as far as to say that he luuuuuuuvvvvsss it and he neeeeeedssss it. If you have ne tips on how to un chodeify my brother please share these ideas with me becuase i dont know if i can stand his homosexual habits anylonger.
thank you

You're gay aren't you? You're gay but you cannot admit it. You feel that the world will be against you.

It's okay. In this day and age people won't judge you. Just come out you know you want to.

[Alien Stick]

to each his own, buddy, to each his own...

[washing up liquid]

'Derek' is a lovely name. I'm a man, you're a man, let's make man-love all night. I want you to read chapters from the Bible with my cock in your mouth....

Do you shave your arse cheeks?

I have lubricant.

hehhehe, has he emailed u yet? if i was a gay man i would lol sounds fun, y cant i b a man? oh wiat i dont want to be

[Alien Stick]

buh you'd be able to whip it out and spell your name

[washing up liquid]

lol

[Alien Stick]

althogh i have come to not like my penis so much...it gets in the way too much

[Kubus]

'Derek' is a lovely name. I'm a man, you're a man, let's make man-love all night. I want you to read chapters from the Bible with my cock in your mouth....

Do you shave your arse cheeks?

I have lubricant.

LMAO!!!

I am out of the closet!

*shoves bible banger back in closet*

[Zorro]

What the BIGGEST load of SHITE i've ever read. EVER! and i've read pride and prejudice.

fuckin PUSHTI! (sorry, my written accent is crap, as is my spelling)

[Notallthere]

i hope someone does this to your brother and to you to stop u licking your choad http://www.foxriverrats.com/members/tony/PVideos/rimjob.wmv

[imported_shiola]

Notallthere and Kubus - welcome to Shiola.

May the path you're on be blessed with roses and sweet smelling perfume.

[Enormous A$$]

that was fuckin fun as all hell! LMFAO!