Are You A Masturbation Fantasy?

[imported_shiola]

I just thought of this and wish I thought of it before to put in the Census, anyway...

Do you think you've ever been the subject for anyone's masturbation fantasy?

Has anyone wanked over your image?

Me? I friggin doubt it.

[poop skid]

I know I have been..... And maybe still am haha. I don't doubt that a few random people have tossed one to the thought of me. I know I've jerked it whilst thinking about just about everyone under the sun haha. Yes, you too.

let's see a picture of you!!

[imported_shiola]

I feel dirty now.

Do you reckon Playmates and other porn models think "I wonder how many guys are going to bash the bishop over my centerspread this month?"

There should be a poll somewhere along with a reference on the variety of 'targetting'. - "Hey, Pam Anderson, I jacked over your photo 23 times this month and hit your eyes 8 times!! Yeah, man, I love you!!"

It would be a disturbed website, but fun to read.

[Anonymous]

you skipped out on the picture.



Yeah, sounds like a good idea to me. If I knew enough about designing web applications, I'd do that. But since I don't....

blah.

I'm a pretty good shot :) Did you know that celary (the green stuff... don't think I spelled it right) increases sperm production? In other words, if you want a monster cumshot, eat a lot of celery.

[poop skid]

Ooo... sorry, that was me.

[imported_shiola]

Keep it in your pants there young man. There's no way I'm posting a pic now as you'll just whip out the old man and bash one off over it....


....actually....

[poop skid]

See, that would give you an automatic "YES" if anyone ever brings this conversation up in the future. And it would make you so much cooler than you currently are to be able to say "Why, yes someone has wanked over the thought of me." As evidenced by ME completely and utterly owning this conversation because of my statement of the afforementioned "YES".


:)

[imported_shiola]

Yeah, but after stating that someone had indeed jacked off over my image, the next question would be....who?

I would then have to point out that it was a guy known as 'Poop Skid' - the miniscule credibility I have left would quickly vanish and leave me in the swamp of dispair in the valley of humiliation riding on the boat of ineptitude.

[Anonymous]

i've touched myself in scott's name before. oh wait...poop skid. yeah.

[imported_shiola]

So Poop Skid has been a masturbation fantasy for someone - Poop, how does that make you feel?

Guest, how was it for you? Did Poop perform his duties adequately?

[Confucious]

I have been yeah :oops:

But to be honest I think it's kinda flattering, someone found you attarctive enough to wank over has got to be a compliment

[imported_shiola]

How did you find out Confucious? And have you confronted or talked with the wankee about this event?

[professor puke]

some americans girls said they would think very much to manipulate your genitals to me if you want. here is one thing to get you started with please:

http://www.velocity.net/~antique/chinapeople01s.jpg

god bless

[Anonymous]

So Poop Skid has been a masturbation fantasy for someone - Poop, how does that make you feel?

Guest, how was it for you? Did Poop perform his duties adequately? haha, i adore that poop skid boy, it was lovely.

[Anonymous]

Prof Puke - I think both of you are right sexy. I touched myself to destruction over you and your twin brother - I can't walk properly now (I keep bumping into things but that's normal). Howabout you shoot a load in my honor?

http://www.shiola.co.uk/images/bosseyed.jpg

(Why do all computer keyboards have two of every letter?)

[dontpanic]

here comes more honesty:

a few years ago i was riding around with two of my guy friends. one of them, adam, out of the blue asks me if i will call him later so he can jack off to my voice because he thinks i have a sexy phone voice. i swear, every time i talked to him on the phone after that, i tried to make the conversation as short as possible.

[imported_shiola]

Man! Thats friggin manked! He just came straight out with it?

I wouldn't have the balls to say that, even if it was true....actually, especially if it was true.

Some people have no decorum.

I hope you realise that us men have good imaginations. It is perfectly possible, and in this case extremely likely, that he has imagined your voice and face whilst entertaining 'Little Adam' downstairs.

Is there some deep corner deep down in your inner psyche that is secretly chuffed though? Go on, admit it ;)

[dontpanic]

yep, he just said it. and there was no lead-in to that. there was nothing in conversation to suggest that it was a good time to ask something like that. i thought it was a joke at first. it wasn't.

i wasn't exactly offended. i mean, i grew up with two brothers and no sisters. i frequently use terms like "dicking around" or "ball up" as in 'i wish you'd ball up and pass that car' but i was seriously shocked by that. who says something like that?

as to your final comment.....i admit nothing.

[poop skid]

i've touched myself in scott's name before. oh wait...poop skid. yeah.

I'm trying to think of who this is. Probably Jessie? But who knows who I am , other than "poop skid" ? Hmm.... an interesting paradox has been drawn. A black hole, if you will. and no I'm not talking about dontpanic's vagina :).



Hmm... "guest" goes farter to say...

haha, i adore that poop skid boy, it was lovely.


Okay, only Jessie would say "adore" ... but how did she stumble across the shiola forum and reveal my identity as Poop Skid? hmm....



Dontpanic. I want a picture of you so I can wank. Either that, or call me. :)


Shiola - well, Hmm. I see your point. We can't have that now, can we? Does anyone know what I look like? well, besides "Anonymous" ?

[Anonymous]

yep, it was me. went ahead and registered. not a bad site you have here.
=)

[Tiptoedhands]

whoops. forgot to log in...yeah.

[dontpanic]

black hole, huh? wasn't that your prison nickname?

as to your request, i'm sorry but if you need inspiration, you are just going to have to use my written words.....wait....don't do that....forget i mentioned it....umm...i have to stop typing now.........

[imported_shiola]

Yeah, you do write quite nicely......O'God...I think I've just......yeah.......that's it......*lights cigarette*................*snoring*..... :sleepy2:

[imported_shiola]

*wakes up* :coffee:

Welcome tiptoedhands, feel free to dish the dirt on Mr Skid.

:smt014

(and use emoticons with abandon to help illustrate your points and demean the intended victim further :evil4: ).

[dontpanic]

:smt081 that was awfully fast.

[imported_shiola]

:oops:

Yeah, that's because you're so special dontpanic :smt047

[Anonymous]

Dontpanic - how'd you know about my nickname in the pen?


Shiola - Yeah, Those pixels are pretty damn sexy. I admit, I couldn't help myself either. Now you listen here, Mr. Shiola, don't you go asking for dirt on me from Jessie! Don't you do it. Or wait. Do it.




Jessie - .... Hi. :)


You know, speaking of prison. the tattoo on my right inner wrist says "12699" (it's a date) and people often ask me if it's my prison number. Of course they think they're the first to ever ask me that magnificent question.

[Anonymous]

so is that your prison number or what?
=)



ps: no dirt on skid...well, ok, maybe some grime.

[imported_shiola]

If 12699 is a date, then it must be of a child (unless you're an extremely intelligent 5 year old).

This is a coincidence, because if you're using the American method of dating, this date is 6th December right?

That's my Birthday too! :occasion: :occasion:

I need to sit down.

[poop skid]

Benny boy, why you gotta sit down?


Yeah, that is 12th of december, but I do all my dates 4.4.04 and the like.
No, Jess, that's not my prison number. You've got grime on me, though, so I reckon I better be nice eh?

No, that's not a child date. Haha, it's when a very good friend of mine died. :)! Jolly good.

Happy late/very early birthday!!!!! That was me earlier, I guess I forgot to log in. Your board is kooky, Shiola.

[Anonymous]

Benny boy, why you gotta sit down?


Yeah, that is 12th of december, but I do all my dates 4.4.04 and the like.
No, Jess, that's not my prison number. You've got grime on me, though, so I reckon I better be nice eh?

No, that's not a child date. Haha, it's when a very good friend of mine died. :)! Jolly good.

Happy late/very early birthday!!!!! That was me earlier, I guess I forgot to log in. Your board is kooky, Shiola. pfft, i KNOW it's not your prison number fool, i was makin fun of all the folks that ask ya that. you told me what it meant when you got the tattoo. =)

[poop skid]

I'm going to assume that's Jessie again. I KNOW you were being sarcastic , dear. :)

[Anonymous]

I am a girl, a little bi I admit, I had to touch me, when I saw your pretty pic and read your comment. My boy is wanking often over my pics showing me playing my slimy banjo. :shock: :P

[redwolf3101]

pirate girl why don't you send me a pic of you nude i will cum on you and send it back.

[mizzcase]

Dude how the hell do you put a pic up there? I wanna do it! Oh yeah a few guys told me they were staring at my picture when they choked the chicken...I didn't know whether to say thanks or slap them

[imported_shiola]

email one to me and I'll bung it up...I'll have to look into sorting something out.

So how did the guys approach the subject and what kind of photo was it?

[Far King Great]

Your not the Jessie knows me are you? if you are then this is totally fucked up