Paris HIltons Phone Message

[imported_shiola]

http://channel955.com/audio/parishiltonmessage.mp3 - sussed.

[Anonymous]

Hey that Paris needs to pile on a few punds if she went up to about 20 stone id certainly go for it. Nothing better than a big women to satisfy your needs

[Anonymous]

I agree, i'll only bone a bird if she weighs more than 25stone.

[estwald]

how much is a stone?

[imported_shiola]

1 stone = 14 pounds.

25 stone = 350 pounds

In conclusion, Mark loves his fat birds. He likes them to get on top cause he's into that suffocation stuff, plus he's got a Titanium hip bone.

[dpakman91]

here in the states i was able to call the actual number early enough while there was still the voicemail message. apparently it was announced originally on a local radio or tv station.

[estwald]

25 stone is a big lady!

[poop skid]

Yeah, you know what they say about fat chicks. It's like riding a moped, it's fun until a tragic accident happens that leaves you maimed for life.