What Was Your Nickname At School?

[imported_shiola]

Mine was 'Elsie' - from my surname which is 'Ellis'.

Also got called other things like 'tosser', 'wanker', 'dickhead', but I gave those teachers as good as they gave me.

[professor puke]

i didn't have one, but me and another kid made award certificates for people we hated, put them in official looking evelopes and anonymously distributed them. one was for this bitch named stef, whom we affectionately dubbed "the stef infection," and it went something like...

"this award is presented to you in recognition of being an outrageous whore. sincerely, the principal"

[imported_shiola]

We had some bizarre ones at school. There was one kid we called 'Showerhead' because it was rumoured that he had tried to stick a showerhead up his arse - I doubt it was true.

Another was 'Poo Monger' because it was rumoured he used to sell faeces - I doubt it was true.

Another was 'Spastic Mouth' because he...I think ...actually, I can't remember why.

Another was really tall and stooped alot, so we called him 'Rocks In The Neck'.

There was a teacher who sort of looked like Pavarotti and it was also rumoured that he hid porno mags in his office, so we called him 'Pavagrotti' - I still love that one.

[poop skid]

damn. I had the name Skitters for God only knows what reason. My name is Scott so.... I dunno.

I knew a guy I called cookie monster. His last name was Cook, so people called him Cookie. I called him Cookie Monster.

I knew a guy named Biggun, cause he was... well... big.

[Anonymous]

due to my surname of wedge, i was known as wedgie throughout my school/college/present days :(


i still have the scars

[Jen]

oops didnt log in, im new here :D

[poop skid]

all you damn UK fags. hah.


and I do beleive that this puts my post count up to the big zero five. meaning I'm IN! I can now die happy.

[adria]

rocky at work (ADRIA!!!)

abomb at school

aid (it sounds like a disease!)

waram

[imported_shiola]

Hello Jen and Adria - thanks for sharing your pain.

There' was a guy called Richard, that got shortened to Ricky, then extended it to Rickets because he didn't like it. (NEVER say you don't like anything, especially when you actually don't) - that was in relation to Adria's disease sounding alias - if you wondered where that came from.

Poop Skid - you're in it to win it - but will the homeless child pull your name out of the hat? He got caught theiving in Iran last week, so it doesn't look good for anyone at the moment. Might have to stick some glue on his toes 'My Left Foot' style.

[Lee]

dirtyMosher... just... because :D

[poop skid]

Poop Skid - you're in it to win it - but will the homeless child pull your name out of the hat? He got caught theiving in Iran last week, so it doesn't look good for anyone at the moment. Might have to stick some glue on his toes 'My Left Foot' style.

That dirty bitch will do anything I TELL him to do. I'll rig the damn drawing, just you watch!

[Anonymous]

sadly i suffered twitchy hot bimbo for many years oh and sumtimes MACHSTIcK! :(

[Anonymous]

I had loads of nicknames, my name is rebecca and i got called,
rebe, rebs, reb, bebs, bebsi, bepsi, pepsi, bex, bebi, beb, bebe, becca, bec,becky, zippy and rebe k...oh yeh and rebsi and zips.lol:)

[trey24]

mine was "speedy" cuz my first day on the bus i took like fifteen minutes to find a seat so someone yelled out "hey speedy lets go" and it stuck from then on

[Tiptoedhands]

i was really thin in elementary school, and this kid used to call me spaghetti face. i hated him.

[imported_shiola]

He probably looks like Bolognese now and smells of Parmesan cheese.

[poop skid]

i was really thin in elementary school, and this kid used to call me spaghetti face. i hated him.


You're really thin NOW. But it's a hot thin. Not like... ouch thin. Oh, and your face doesn't look like spaghetti.

[Tiptoedhands]

haha, thanks scott.

[imported_shiola]

Poop =D> that was beautiful :smt022

'Your face doesn't look like spaghetti' - If only more girls could be charmed by such poetic lines, I'd have a hareem.

[poop skid]

Yeah, I know. It gets me the ladies.