chicks farting

[Anonymous]

Hey Bumsmeller : I'm envious of your story.

To other interested people, my 'ex'-girlfriend used to know that I got a perverse sense of sexual enjoyment when she farted near me, at me, or on me, but I never had the balls to ask her to fart into my face/nose. Now we're apart (that's for the better) and, while I'd like to have some fun with a casual encounter with a chick that I could try to get to fart into my face, I'm concerned that I'll have to wait for a long time until I can get to know another woman well enough to introduce that tough-to-bring-up topic ! Should I be more confident and see what my occasional 'pick-ups' think about it, or what ? I'd appreciate some input from people with experience or l knowledge on this, or general interest in the topic like myself.

Thanks.

[imported_shiola]

I love the name - Bumsmeller

It looks as though it's German, until you actually read it.

Meine name ist Herr Bumsmeller.

Pat - don't torture yourself, just ask. She can only say 'No'. (well, actually, she could say no, then think 'Jesus, what does this man think I am, a freak? He's the freak! I'm leaving him and nicking all his money too, to teach him a lesson')

Approach with caution.

What do females here think of blowing one off in someone's face?)