Where Are You Poppet?

[donald14624]

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We miss you Poppet.
Please sign in and tell us all the latest news on the new addition to the family.
Not sure of the date.
Don

[washing up liquid]

isnt she having her baby?

[Shiola]

Yeah, she's probably screaming blue bloody murder and digging her nails into her husbands arm and cursing his very existance as I type!

[Drunkpup]

Yeah, she's probably screaming blue bloody murder and digging her nails into her husbands arm and cursing his very existance as I type!
And her husband pissed off down to the pub for pre-celebration with the mates. Meanwhile, Poppet's ickle is planning the biggest rave in Scotland ever.

[dontpanic]

I think her baby's not due for a month. That means she's likely lying on the couch in a pool of sweat. Hopefully her husband will refer to the hot flashes as a "glow."

[poppet]

Hiya!

I'm still alive, and sadly still pregnant.

DP is right, I still have 4 weeks left. My date is the 29th may. Frankly I'm pissed off , fat and tired :(

We've also been decorating trying to do our "House Doctor" bit so we can sell and get a bigger place, so been very busy.

Thanks for thinking of me,

love Pops xxxx

[Zorro]

well, good luck and for the love of god, dont call your child wayne

[staticxess]

well, good luck and for the love of god, dont call your child wayne

Or Jihad...Good to know you are still alive & well Poppet!

[Zorro]

or phoebo

[staticxess]

Bilbo is quite an awful name as well...

[Hammer]

Kermit would have to be on the list too

[staticxess]

Elvin or Elvis. No good.

[Hammer]

Adolf - Bad idea.

[staticxess]

Saddam or George. Horrid.

[Zorro]

i have been ordered (by my mate) to name my first born boy Pertunia Monkey-Duck
(___and my last name which is very long and foreign___). so Pertunia Monkey-Duck is off limits im afraid.

[poppet]

Actually, I'm really struggling with names. Nothing I pick seems right so Pertunia might be the one!


So peeps, help me with (normal) names please!!!!

[crazyrussian]

poffnutii...a real russian name..the poor guy

[Shiola]

From this past post - http://www.shiola.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1067 - my friends just a had a kid and called her 'Milly'. Do you know what model you're getting?

[Jut]

sophie or sofia....tis what i want to call my little one when im older......unless its a boy then i flush it down the bog

[Zorro]

for a boy, i adore the name carlos. tis really pretty, but manly pretty. lol

[poppet]

We don't know the sex, the hospital no longer tells you, which is a good thing 'cos it takes away any temptation you have.
Apparently they are refusing to tell parents because some people are terminating because it's not the sex they want - sick huh?


I really like the name Milly, that's my choice if it's a girl. Sadly though hubby isn't keen.
I also like the name Laura..is that too old fashioned?

Every time I hear the name Sophie it reminds me of sofa, so that's out I'm affraid!! lol

For a boy hubby likes Jack. But it's very popular and too many Jacks as it is. I quite like Alex, but that might be old too.

HELP ME!!!

[Shiola]

I like Alex and Jack. Laura? Hmmmm..not bad. What about Holly? I had a crush on a Holly when I was about 8, always remInds me of her when I hear that name....WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME HOLLY!!!!!!!

[staticxess]

How about Ivan for a boy.
And if it's a girl Ivana?

[dontpanic]

Jack's my favorite boy's name. I also like Jeff (as in Jefferson). But please, don't go for Geoff. Eeek! I have a slight phobia of the spelling of that name. Seriously. I can't even look at it now in this post. When I read it in a book, I try to skip it and not look at it. There's no good reason, and I don't know anyone with that name spelled that way. If you feel you must use it, then go ahead. Just don't tell me. Damn, now I've got the heebie-jeebies.

[washing up liquid]

i like the name rose, for some unknown reason....
lol no my fav name ever has to be faith! and for a boy Jacob!

[donald14624]

i like the name rose, for some unknown reason....
lol no my fav name ever has to be faith! and for a boy Jacob!
I like those names also Rose.

[poppet]

Does anyone like Jodie?...for a girl of course!

[Hammer]

Have you found that when you are deciding on a name someone always knows someone by that name that they don't like?

We had that problem a few times when naming our children, every time it was " i was at school with a girl called that and she was a bitch" or " my mates brother is called that and he's a twat".

know what I mean?

[donald14624]

Does anyone like Jodie?...for a girl of course!

Jodie is nice.
How about Edward, if it is a boy?

[washing up liquid]

i know a girl called jodie, but like at my karate club theres like a boy called jolie, a girl called josie and another gal called jodie so its like AHHHH

[staticxess]

Popular names are too many.
Jack is kinda boring. Alex is okay.
Jodie is okay. But why not pick something
more unique but not over the top like...

Mia or Jacinda for a girl is a nice distinguished name,
Gage or Kael ( not quite sure about pronunciation maybe 'Kay-el' -Celtic/Gaelic for mighty warrior) for a boy?

I'm sure you'll figure it out Poppet! :toothy7:

[poppet]

I know what you mean about knowing someone you hate with a name you like. When my little girl was born hubby really liked the name Louise. I hate it, don't get me wrong, the name isn't that bad, but I've worked with two Louise's and both were crazy bitches. And no way was I wanting to name my child after that.

[Hammer]

I work with a silly person (toned it down a bit there) called Louise, she's a bit like that pregnant woman in The Office (christmas specials), you know the pregnant one. A right pain in the arse!

I also work with a guy called Lee who is very stupid, actually now that I think about it, lots of people I work with are stupid or a pain in the arse, perhaps that means I am too!

Oh great now I've depressed myself, my thumbs have gone weird, time to consider my options.

Greg is a good name, lots of nice people are called Greg, can't hink of any at the moment but I'm sure they're out there.

I'll go now, started rambling again.

[Jut]

ooooh ivana is nice! (thinks of fit ivana who i know), well if you dont like sophie or sophia heres a few more....fiona, lenka, julia, katia

[poppet]

Jut - you really want my child beat up in the playground don't you!

[crazyrussian]

katya isa nice name..i got to agree with jut..ah how about sonya?? or sanya? hot names...lara...but are all russian so that aint much help....you could name her rose...but i dont think you would want to now.becouse everytime you said her name you would think off all the things rose put in her pussy.....:)

[Shiola]

Sonia reminds me of that fat, ginger jolly Scouse bird that had a very brief singing career (thank God).

Fiona is quite nice although it's quite posh innit.....or is that Fifi?

I think Static is on drugs with his suggestions and Jut's are bit too Russian for the depths of Scotland. What Scottish names are there, apart from Hamish?

[Jut]

lol none of mine are russian....they are all names of friends who i deem to be "a bit of alright" and i think the name is cute.......lenka is slovak and katia is from italy:)

[poppet]

Fiona is horrible.

Ben I think you mean Ffion......2 f's - whats that about!


Sonia is also the fat ugly bird in Eastenders.

[Jut]

fiona is lovely! you would agree with me if you saw her:p

[staticxess]

I think Static is on drugs with his suggestions and Jut's are bit too Russian for the depths of Scotland. What Scottish names are there, apart from Hamish?

How about Haggis then? :razz:

If you wanted your boy
to grow up a fisherman you could name him Gaspar or Ahab.

You could go really ethnic with your girl's names like Yolanda or Laquicia.

LOL

Really I'm sober. I'm just crazy remember?

[Jut]

ha love your sig, fear and loathing rocked:)

[staticxess]

Thanks. One of the best I've seen.
Still break it out and watch it every now and again.
Johnny Depp really nailed the character.

[Alien Stick]

i wanna make someone pregnant...without the pregnant part...

[Jut]

Thanks. One of the best I've seen.
Still break it out and watch it every now and again.
Johnny Depp really nailed the character.
he sure did. one of his funniest roles ever!

[washing up liquid]

i wanna make someone pregnant...without the pregnant part...

bad u
60% of men dont regret one night stands

[Hammer]

Only 60%?

I'd guess nearer 99.99% but I might be wrong. The other 0.01% must have got a dose of something.

[Zorro]

Greg is a good name, lots of nice people are called Greg, can't hink of any at the moment but I'm sure they're out there.


im not too keen on the name greg, but that may be because everytime i say it, people think im saying 'craig'.
I know a nice greg, he's great. the only thing i that he gets a tad depressed from time to time. Probably because he's stuck being my mate.

Name the kid Antonia. Go on. it means priceless, flourishing flower.

[Hammer]

Has poppet popped yet?

[sofa_king_we_Todd_id]

have you "popped" yet ;-)

[poppet]

Me Popped?? Chance would be a fine thing.

I'm still here - sadly- four days overdue.

To add to my misery I've found out that my ligaments in my pelvis and pubic bone are tearing (who crossed their legs first?) OH THE JOYS!!! so for the past month I've been ordered to have complete bedrest.

So to say I'm a tad cheesed off would be an understatement...but ho-hum..it can only get better.

So how is you lot?

DP how's civilisation
Ben, did you have a good trip?
Is WUL in love? whats with the sig?

see u all soon..love pops xx

[Shiola]

A friend of mine popped after being a couple of days overdue, she had about 3 pints of Guiness - try that.

[washing up liquid]

over due?
is that like late?
i was 2 days late and my sis was 2 weeks late

[Zorro]

i was 10 days late. start as you mean to go on, thats what i say. my mum went on a long walk to get me moving

[dontpanic]

I knew a lady who played softball - wait...not just softball...she was the catcher....and that involves some squatting and bending....and she was like a week overdue. Crazy.

Oh, dear Poppet...since you asked, I shall pour my heart out. Civilization is fine. My damn friends try to drag me out all the time. For instance, this last weekend was a holiday weekend and I had Monday off. Well, hell, I needed it because by Monday I was so tired I don't think I made it out of the pajamas. Couple that with my own personal mid of the first half of life crisis...and things have been swell. Well, okay...last weekend I was all moody and sappy because I don't enjoy my work anymore (if I ever really did) but I actually made up my to start applying for positions in my degree field. Think good thoughts for me that I may become a teacher like I should have been all along. Oh, and today I forked over $2200+ for dental work (insurance paid a little over $7000) and now my mouth hurts like the dickens. On the bright side, since I refuse to use nitrous oxide, I had no illusions that it would hurt when the novacaine wore off. Silly me...I didn't ask for a prescription for hydrocodone, either. It probably wouldn't have mattered anyway since my mom ended up begging most of them off of me when I got a script for them after a root canal six months ago. Eh, such is life.

So, did you decide on names for sure yet?

[sofa_king_we_Todd_id]

wow I was 1 day Early, then they put me in a box because I wasn't breathin, I remeber that day like it was yesterday.