Where's Dontpanic?

[Shiola]

I know she was moving to the City, so she is probably incommunicado at the moment. Let's all express our love for her so when she comes back she feels really guilty about not being here.

I know what, make up some ailment that has 'coincidently' appeared since she has been gone, then we can come to the wild conclusion that it's her fault.

I have now developed an ingrowing toenail since DP last posted.

[Hammer]

Actually I have noticed that since DP's disappearance my bank balance has fallen rapidly, forcing me to eat from the rubbish bin at the back of the local restaurant. I now have a sever case of salmonella poisoning and will need to have my earlobes amputated.

Thanks a lot DP!

[VR1]

My lawn has just started growing again since DontPanic left so I have to go out and mow it now. A coincidence, I think not? Good one, DP. Like I don't have better things to do with my time!

[VR1]

I also believe DP has kidnapped Enormous A$$. Is there no stopping this evil?

[crazyrussian]

not only that she has taken alin stick with her....plus our cat died...

[Hammer]

And the Pope died too............!

[Shiola]

Of course!!! Is she the new Pope?

[washing up liquid]

she is the new pope and a super hero!
she got these new powers and shes saving the world like in the incrediables! w00t!
I know she saved me from getting ran over *nods*

[staticxess]

Dontpanic is the new "super" pope lost in the wonders of the city
she has taken Enormous A$$ and AlienStick
with her on her missionary tours in her evil
scheming attempt to take over the world
& I oddly have been having panic attacks since her disappearance!

[dontpanic]

Wow...I'm feeling the love here...and now it burns when I pee.

[VR1]

Welcome back! How was Italy?

[Hammer]

Back from your fiendish exploits I see, is the world a safer place ?

[dontpanic]

Well, I wasn't chosen for Pope. I think it is because I'm too liberal, but it might have been because I'm not a man or Catholic.

[staticxess]

Aww shucks DP!
You're so modest. :lol:

[boudicca]

BAH! I really wanted that job as POPE! I would have been the 1st non Italian athiest pope!

[Jut]

meh forget that....where's my eastern european friend, julia? i need help with my russian! exams are only in a few weeks!

[crazyrussian]

hhm were is she??? russian exams? what do you need help in? my russian is uhh passable heh

maybe youd be better off wwithout my help hehe

[Jut]

lol my russian is ......piss poor lol......I get to seee my gorgeous estonian friend tomorrow who shall be teaching me a bit:)
what is it with eastern european women anyways? sooooo hot lol

[crazyrussian]

i do ahve to agree with you man on that one...they are super hot...much much studying do you think youll et done tommorow? eh?

[Jut]

at the moment, none:( shes came down with flu:(

[crazyrussian]

aww that sucks man