girls farting

[Anonymous]

hi if any girls are between the age of 18 and 26 and can travel to birmingham uk and are intrested in farting in my face,trampling,facesitting contact me on newton@vodafone.co.uk please note i am only 16! but i love these fetishes but i dont want to and i thought if i have them done they will go away so girls please contact me!

[Anonymous]

You need some fuckin help...badly...

[imported_shiola]

Yeah, that's why he's writing. The only way he can help himself is to have birds gruff in his face - it's like shock therapy, face your fears, confront the anger, all that stuff.

[Anonymous]

Try this link. It'll split your sides with it's pictues and bad English. It also might satisfy your craving.

http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/dins/index.english.html

[Arlow]

THE ONLY FART FROM GIRLS I LIKE IS THE PUSSY FART !! :evil:

[imported_shiola]

Arlow, I'm a conisseur, I like both forms. If a girl can do both at the same time AND burp - that immediately warrants a proposal of marriage on my part.

[Ley-ley]

Some of my friends and i would have farting contests. they could come up with some nasty ones. pussy farting is very odd and feels wierd to say the least.

[poop skid]

only one time have I heard a pussy fart that actually sounded like a fart. and a huge one, at that. It was... amazing.

[Anonymous]

You need some fuckin help...badly...

[Anonymous]

Try this link. It'll split your sides with it's pictues and bad English. It also might satisfy your craving.

http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/dins/index.english.html

Hey this site is a total gas.

[HolyCowShiola]

my wife farts in her sleep but i guess that's not the same thing...

[imported_shiola]

It is if you're awake to hear it.

(That's like the 'if a tree falls and no-one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?' paradox thingy).

[iduno]

ur just soo sick

[Anonymous]

"better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it." :roll:
Why doesn't somebody develop new technology so we can use bottled human gas in our cars? Then we can all at beans for every meal-yummy!
Have a flatulent day!
signed B. Sniffer

[poop skid]

my wife farts in her sleep but i guess that's not the same thing...

Stick it in her butt at the appropriate time. yes.

[Tiptoedhands]

ohh man, i heard my parents doin that once. sickest shit ever.

[poop skid]

grunt... fart grunt grunt... fart.... sigh.

[imported_shiola]

Pull my efinger...

[dontpanic]

i'm not falling for that one again.

[Anonymous]

Hi everyone. . . just found this forum and feel right at home. hehehe Can anyone directme to more fart sites. . . I am very lonely here on the web.
www.QueenOfFarts.com

[imported_shiola]

Welcome your majesty :salute: Nice site, I think you've cornered a niche there.

So many questions, so little time;

Can you fart on cue?
What's the best food to eat to generate gruffs?
What's the longest blow off time you've acheived?
Can you 'make noises' from both orifices?
How do you record these performances?
Would you like it if your farts produced a blue smoke?

You're never 40 either :smt047

[Anonymous]

Welcome your majesty :salute: Nice site, I think you've cornered a niche there.

So many questions, so little time;

Can you fart on cue?
What's the best food to eat to generate gruffs?
What's the longest blow off time you've acheived?
Can you 'make noises' from both orifices?
How do you record these performances?
Would you like it if your farts produced a blue smoke?

You're never 40 either :smt047

I WISH I could fart on command. I just drink lots of water and coffee. Oatmeal does the trick as well. My farts aren't real long. . . just good depth and smelly. Only wish the net offered a "Scratch-n-sniff" option! hahaha I record my farts on Digital Video and I use my microphone for wav files. Blue smoke???Oh hell yeah. . . how purty would that be? hehehe

Thanks for the warm welcome : ) I turned 41 this year.

Lizzy

[imported_shiola]

Only wish the net offered a "Scratch-n-sniff" option!

That's the dream.

Farting obviously helps with youthful good looks, maybe you should bottle it?

[mousch]

Hey- if it works for him and doesn't hurt anyone else or put them in danger- more power to him! Don't go knocking what someone else is attacted to, that's why a lot of terrible things have happened.
And queefs are damn funny. They're uber hilarious. I used to put my feet over the arm of the couch to stretch out my back, and that's a bit of a bad idea... but funny. Funny as all hell.

[poop skid]

what? I gotta check this site out...

[poop skid]

Hi everyone. . . just found this forum and feel right at home. hehehe Can anyone directme to more fart sites. . . I am very lonely here on the web.
www.QueenOfFarts.com




Too bad this one's already married. :D



Okay, but seriously. HOW did you manage to stay so pretty, most 41 year olds look nothing like you.


Oh, question. If I give you full credit and link to you, can I put some of those previews on my site? They are just TOO fucking funny.... I laughed so hard.

[imported_shiola]

Some farting questions answered - http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

[imported_shiola]

Some farting products - http://fartmart.com/

[Anonymous]

I love it ! Girls farting is a big turn on. Anyone else loves it ? Leave contact email address. and lets discuss.

[Anonymous]

I love it ! Girls farting is a big turn on. Anyone else loves it ? Leave contact email address. and lets discuss.

I only wish more people enjoyed the humor and originality of it! Hey? I am going to have a face farting party at my house in the future. I'm from San Francisco Cali! What about you? Anyone interested can jump in on this.
Lizzy

[Notallthere]

dream chick to fart in my face would be avril lavigne sniff mmmm

[yankface]

Avril would be good. Charlotte Church would be better. A lovely teenage arse farting in my mouth would be amazing

[wbrutal]

I just do not accustom to wrtite sentences in English! :roll:

[yankface]

On second thoughts I think that Ky;ie's perfect arse would produce the perfect fart.

[MissMayhem]

Thank you for confirming my theory that the world is a very fucking scary place. :shock: :shock: :shock:

[Far King Great]

Whoa! you must be off your head., as if you'd want girls farting. That is just wrong. I say we should ban girls farting. I myself have been known to kick girls off the bed if they ever fart.

[yankface]

Does amybody have any views on fanny/pussy farts? I think they're great.

[iamgoddess]

The ultimate fart producing agent, in my opinion, would have to be sugar alcohol. I ate about 4 of these low-carb bars that tasted like snickers before going out with a guy in the evening. I held it the whole time until I made it home to my bathroom :oops: . Thankfully it wore off a little before I had some action.

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[Far King Great]

Is it just me or what you've just said didn't make any sense? The only bit I understood was "hello" and "try it" Which I have and I've got to say WOOOHOOO! *wolf whistle*