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BlackSunshineAZ
5th February 2005, 05:56 AM
My parents have a pear tree in the front yard that right now is totally blumed out with beautiful white flowers, but they have a very pungent smell that is totally reminicent of semen, only stronger. I am not the only one to make this observation. The smell almost makes you want to throw up. I was there tonight and had to hold my breath for fear of losing my dinner.
What's the point of this post? I don't know!
dontpanic
5th February 2005, 06:47 AM
Last summer my best friend found these stinkhorn mushrooms in her backyard. They even emit a puss-like substance from their heads.
http://www.ilmyco.gen.chicago.il.us/Terms/stink628.html
Far King Great
5th February 2005, 08:30 AM
Har Har Har but I bet they were delicious eh *nudge nudge*
washing up liquid
5th February 2005, 12:55 PM
i thought it was gonna be a tree every1 cums on,
spray it with body spray
Drunkpup
5th February 2005, 03:16 PM
Bukkake trees, wheres the world goin'.
BlackSunshineAZ
5th February 2005, 03:25 PM
Check this out -- this is kind of funny
I Like Bukkake by Anim by Rob Manuel - Song by DogHorse
http://www2.b3ta.com/bukkake/
staticxess
5th February 2005, 05:07 PM
Pungent semen trees
and pus spewing mushrooms?
Who planted the pear tree
and did they bukakke the tree in some
kind of weird ceremony or in place of water
and fertilizer?
Quote from Stinkhorn Mushroom site;
The spore mass smells like rotting meat or feces,
and attracts hordes of flies and other insects.
The spores stick to the flies and are
dispersed when the flies go elsewhere.
I would not like waking up to this smell.
Ever hear of the stinky Durian Fruit?
It's smell has been
compared to smelly socks or rotting flesh.
Mmm,mmm, good.
http://www.abiogenesis.com/juliebenson/Docs/bensonplants.html
chou_69
6th February 2005, 03:56 PM
heheh rose thinking dirty there :D
what the fuck is bukkake??!?!?!?!
Jut
6th February 2005, 05:51 PM
google it:)
crazyrussian
9th February 2005, 01:25 PM
haha yeah you might want to google it to ah learn somehting...........lol
guybgdon381
9th February 2005, 01:37 PM
heheh rose thinking dirty there :D
what the fuck is bukkake??!?!?!?!
I will try to explain what it is tastefully. No Pun Intended.
It is when a girl gets covered in cum, or filled up with it.
It is usully an Orgy, with many guys and 1 girl.
Don
BlackSunshineAZ
9th February 2005, 02:07 PM
Now that probably smells worse that the tree
chou_69
9th February 2005, 04:24 PM
ok, dont think i really wanted to know what it meant . . . . . . think il just punch my self in the head and hope i forget :D
staticxess
9th February 2005, 11:11 PM
Now that's funny! LOL
Only don't punch yourself in the head
too hard as you could lose days of memory....
man2man
10th February 2005, 01:25 PM
i wanna see the cum tree!
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