My friend is a dumbass!

[switchblade romance]

Ok on the bus ride home for school apprently some girl offered to give my friend a handjob or a blowjob on the bus. Of course my friend being the dumbass that he is didn't take the offer. My friends even tried to pay him to go back there, but that didn't work either. So my friends have come to conclusion that he is gay or a has dick so small you couldn't see with a mircoscope.

[Julia]

Or that he could not maintain an erection on public transportation? I commend him.

[switchblade romance]

Haha.

[staticxess]

Yeah maybe he has "stage fright"
or maybe the girl is skanky?
Does she have all her teeth?
A pimply back or hairy hand?
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