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Shiola
28th January 2005, 04:04 AM
The Soggy Biscuit Game is now released for all you wankers to take part in some competitive sport - http://www.shiola.co.uk/soggybiscuit/index.php
Hope you all enjoy it and let me know what you reckon.
Jut
28th January 2005, 05:48 PM
wooooo top score!
Whats my Prize??
Jut
28th January 2005, 06:03 PM
oh "catching spanish fly" whats that?
washing up liquid
28th January 2005, 07:28 PM
wow loadsa guys at skool play that in class
Shiola
28th January 2005, 09:10 PM
http://www.bionictonic.co.uk/sex_toys/sex_enhancers/Spanish_Fly.html
Probably the most famous of the sex enhancers. The Spanish Fly sex enhancer has long been a legendary aphrodisiac and for good reason. Just a few drops of this sex enhancer will make him or her feel very horny. Genitals literally tingle with anticipation and the only cure is SEX!
You live and learn!
washing up liquid
28th January 2005, 09:23 PM
wow i want tthat! for myself!
Jut
29th January 2005, 03:36 AM
oh i ment on the game......what does the spanish fly look like and how do you catch it? it's not those cans of stuff that fall occasionally from the sky is it? those bastards are worth 50points each and i know i can improve on my score:p
washing up liquid
29th January 2005, 11:05 AM
thats the best game ever! i love it!
Shiola
31st January 2005, 02:43 AM
Yeah, catch those bottles and get extra points.
I'm shit at this game btw.
Jut
31st January 2005, 03:56 AM
yea i've more or less worked this game out......getting a top score all depends on you shooting your load and collecting two bottles before the 100 second mark......shame the bottle drops are random!
Shiola
11th February 2005, 01:27 AM
Hey - I bought www.soggybiscuit.com and it now redirects to the game.
Is the Gay porn industry asleep or something? This is a fucking winner - man2man, am I right or what?
Jut
11th February 2005, 02:30 AM
lol so you're going to become a domain squatter now shiola? :p
Shiola
11th February 2005, 02:38 AM
Unless there's a company or individual named 'Soggy Biscuit', then I think I'm safe. If anyone is willing to come forward and admit that is their name, then they're more than welcome to it, cause I can dine out on that story for years.
cookie monster
15th February 2005, 02:33 AM
Are there actually people who play this?
well i guess spekkwhatevahisfuckis and slobonanob do right? Thats sick, freaks.Haha
I like cookies not bisquits with milk not splooge.
cookie monster
17th March 2005, 01:46 AM
How about a game of soggy cookie?
usedtodogym
24th March 2005, 06:25 AM
its sick that there are actually guys who play this in real life...eww...eating all your friends cum :wanking: :sign12: :yikes:
Seleney
24th March 2005, 09:46 AM
Typical!! I can't get onto the damn thing.
Shiola
1st April 2005, 05:04 AM
Hey, just seen the game got a link on Fleshbot - http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/found/morning-wood-037654.php
Also got a mention on this Chinese site - http://chinchin.seesaa.net/category/64099.html - I have absolutely no idea what it says, but I'm sure t's complimentary in many ways.
My Mum will be so proud of me.
Drunkpup
1st April 2005, 03:05 PM
Actually it's Japanese:
It is funny introduction of the game. Some ワケ famous person (? ) With, you who come to the point of drifting by the big yacht. The sun shines high, weather feeling is good, but very boredom. Such a time something doing the game, you probably will play! Soggy Biscuit (drenched biscuit) * prohibition under 18 years old The famous human 3 person and masturbating competing, it is the game, the person whom it discharges quickly victory. When Click Here to Play 'Soggy Biscuit' is clicked, the game picture opens, the game starts [ with START ] under the right. [ A ] With [ operating the key of Z, ] シコシコ please do. Speed compared to, size of the rhythm and stroke is important. Extent of pleasant sensation after the left under is the ちis indicated in meter. More and more discharge! When with it becomes, [ <- ] [ -> ] operating, in order the biscuit the っ to be applied well sluggishly, please aim. When it can discharge to end and is being defeated. As a punishment, you can make the biscuit eat which becomes stale and the ちゃ are (there is no such scene, we would like to see, is, but in regard to setting, it has become so, we would like to see, is). --- the ちit is the ちit is to about half of the pole of meter being it goes, it does, but it cannot discharge easily. It is slow, whether being 漏.......
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