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Alien Stick
13th January 2005, 08:05 AM
Ok , I would like to the Pope when I grow up, do you think I coould do it?

BTW, I'm not Catholic...
Enormous A$$
13th January 2005, 08:11 AM
no way! ur not catholic and ur WAY too horny!
Drunkpup
13th January 2005, 12:26 PM
You could change your religion, for the horny part... thats what choir-boys are for.

:P
Alien Stick
13th January 2005, 03:18 PM
i'll just become the Pope and change the celibacy rule
Julia
13th January 2005, 07:22 PM
No, I don't think you could. Well maybe. There are records on this site of you talking about how much of a virgin you are. Plenty of them. That could help your case. Perhaps you should convert and give it a go!
switchblade romance
13th January 2005, 11:55 PM
No.
Alien Stick
14th January 2005, 07:31 AM
why not, switchbalde?
imported_shiola
14th January 2005, 03:43 PM
Being the Pope must be one of the crappest jobs out there.

Why do you want the job? What can you offer the Catholic church? Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Alien Stick
21st January 2005, 07:29 AM
i want the job so i can completely change the catholic religion around, amake it more like a real mans religion, ya know? and in 5 years i'll be in t3h college
Jut
24th January 2005, 05:05 AM
ha i just want the popemobile
BlackSunshineAZ
24th January 2005, 05:11 AM
You're nuts. Once they read all your posts on this board, they won't let you be Pope. Of course if you moletesed somebody you could be a priest. It seems to be a prerequisite.
Alien Stick
24th January 2005, 07:10 AM
how are those crazy cardinals gonna find out about this site?