My new book!

[washing up liquid]

I'm writing a book and is it ok that ur names r some of the charaters?

its about vampires, i'm this vampire recently blooded (me). then i meet a gang of vampires and the lead vampire is Ben. Then this girl vampire called kat satrted to talking to me then theres is this vampire called zack who i have the hots 4. then there is this vanmpire called julia who paints and one of her paintings called "switchbalde romance" and another vampire called hammer.....

and thats all i got so far

[imported_shiola]

I don't think my name is evil enough for a lead vampire.

Howabout: Draciola? He looks evil and has an evil name and is actually a 'Bloodaholic'. He drinks too much so he gets drunk on blood and starts picking fights with other vampires to try and steal their blood. And he drinks and flies, and keeps crashing into gravestones and stuff because his bat sonar skills are impaired. Every evening he wakes up with a hangover from the night before and swears he'll quit, but once he one young virgins blood, leads to another...etc, etc...

[washing up liquid]

no! these r good vampires! sory i just love vampire stories and that!

[Alien Stick]

if your talking about me when you say Zack, thank you, and i'd suggest you put picutes in it...and if it is somewhat about this site, it's gotta be graphic, both in violence, and naughtyness

[dontpanic]

Let me be the oldest known vampire who is now retired and feels really bad about turning all these people and so now runs a methadone-type blood center where recovering bloodaholics try to go straight. Draciola doesn't make it through the program. Maybe Kat is in recovery....

[washing up liquid]

lol, no sorry i forgot to say ur name is a titile of a painting

[switchblade romance]

Yay! I am a painting. :lol:

[Julia]

I'm your creator!

[Hammer]

Please don't let it have a soppy hollywood ending, where the hero gets the girl and all that crap, a blaze of glory and blood and guts is far more entertaining!

[imported_shiola]

Yeah...howabout this.

It ends with you and Hammer clinched in a kiss, but like Leon, Hammer has a vest of Dynamite strapped to his chest and pulls the trigger - your remains then lie there until the sunrises and your flesh is burned away as your condemened souls sink into the depths of hell.

Jullia then walks past with the Switchblade Romance painting in her hand and lightly chuckles.

[switchblade romance]

I like the ending shiola.

[imported_shiola]

Oooo!

The painting. It's painted with the blood of vampires, including Hammer and you...so when they die their blood in the painting disappears...so when Julia walks past with the painting you see the painting change as their blood disappears...it changes into something that you've mentioned previously and sheds a whole new light on things, whatever it may be.

[VprDmnd]

I am working on a couple of novels myself. Once is called Struggle and is about a man with a split personality. I am not too sure yet where I am going to take it. The other is called Macabre: Portrait of Madness and is written in the form of the journal of a morbid serial killer that is found hidden in either his basement or his jail cell after he is executed.

I'll be sure to keep posted what I am doing.

[Julia]

I like that ending, it seems really deep but not so deep that it will scare away the moviegoing audience. This book is destined for the movies. Plus I live!

[Alien Stick]

what about the graphic sex scene with Tubby and myself?!

[VprDmnd]

Dude, fucking grow up...

[Alien Stick]

screw you, i still have 3 years and 3 days to grow up buddy!

[VprDmnd]

You saying "screw you" to me scares me a little coming from a guy with a bunch of kittens in his signature...

[washing up liquid]

lol...shh u 2, neways i shouldn't copy ur guys idea cos then i wouldn't be a real writer then would i! ok shes a vampire and doesn't know nethign about them she bumps into some other vampires and they bully her cos she's werid then one of them fancy her, and she fancies him, but then this weird vampire take me away and then the other vampires save me and then we thinks it ok, but then i become paranoid and run away

[washing up liquid]

oh and theres copyright on that! not thats it great or nethign!

[staticxess]

Hey!
Where am I in this bloomin book?

[Hammer]

lol...shh u 2, neways i shouldn't copy ur guys idea cos then i wouldn't be a real writer then would i! ok shes a vampire and doesn't know nethign about them she bumps into some other vampires and they bully her cos she's werid then one of them fancy her, and she fancies him, but then this weird vampire take me away and then the other vampires save me and then we thinks it ok, but then i become paranoid and run away

Good idea, start out with an uncomplicated plot :shock:

[poppet]

AHEM!!!

and where is my name?? :evil:

[Alien Stick]

wow, you all are so demanding

[washing up liquid]

poppet can be a nickname to me r summik and i cant even say staticxess