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Anonymous
7th April 2003, 06:49 PM
It's time for someone to set you perverts straight. Gimp is not some leather-clad boy-toy with which dastardly fiends like yourselves can engage in deviant sex acts. Gimp is actually something very wholesome and pure, like my good friend Shank. Gimp is the practice of making jewelry, usually bracelets, keychains and necklaces out of multi-colored plastic strings. Like ballet dancing, piano playing and the noble game of snooker, gimp is practiced by many elite, well-bred American girls.
Now, on a few occasions I've been tied up with gimp ropes and ravaged, and that was a pretty erotic use of gimp. But never, in any situation, is it appropriate to use the near-sacred word "gimp" to refer to some sex slave wrapped in full-body leather and chains. Shame on you all. :evil:

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Anonymous
26th September 2003, 01:59 PM
i'm affraid your very very wrong


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