This features page is just a collection of stuff which has no particular place. It's like a miscellaneous page but I can't spell 'miscellaneous', which is a shame as a miscellaneous page would have been more descriptive to the unshiolafied visitor.
• Exploitpedia - tell your stories of debauchery.
• Nice Parking Jackhole - join the 'One Car, One Space' movement.
• Modern Art Is Crap - write your critique on some modern pieces of shit.
• Bush's Confessional - write GWB confessional notes for him, he's a busy man.
• Jacko's Per Pro - if it wasn't for those pesky kids!
• Priest or Beast? - let Aled Jones guide you through the dangers of being a Catholic choir boy.
• Soundbytes - you can listen but can you hear it?
• Release The Gimp - release him, then abuse him.
• The Shiola Scrolls - a message to the future.
• Ban Shiola - help us get rid of this shit.
• Stitch A Mate - have fun at the expense of your friends.
• Big Ron's World Cup Bingo - get stuck in early doors my son.
• Porno Domain Names - find what domain names are still available to buy.
• Photo Rollovers - funnier than pooing your pants.
• Polls - vote on a range of unimportant issues that no-one cares about.